Worse Day at the Airport ever

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  1. plinko

    plinko Absolute Ruler

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    Well if there's any proof that 24 doesn't work telling a story in the bullshit section, this is it.
     
    #41 plinko, Feb 20, 2006
  2. Gator

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    Next time you should type it on Word or something, then copy and paste it when you post it.
     
    #42 Gator, Feb 20, 2006
  3. Pam

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    ^ :lol:

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    #43 Pam, Feb 20, 2006
  4. slowmoe57

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    My Popcorn Is Getting Stale -- Finish The Damn Story
     
    #44 slowmoe57, Feb 20, 2006
  5. mesheler

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    You are right. Sorry Professor! Please continue your mundane tale of airline travel and the effect of late flights on your weekend studying plans.

    Hope the thesis defense goes well despite the fact that Delta lost your manuscript.

    I have the number for a good agent in case you want to develop this short story into a gripping novel. I am sure it would sell well!
     
    #45 mesheler, Feb 20, 2006
  6. Gator

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    Chapter 7 - Bathroom Run

    Since we all had to go, we decided to hit the bathroom. All of us except Suzie that is, who watched everyone's bags. In the bathroom they had run out of paper towels, and you should have seen Bobby yelling at the bathroom attendant. The guy was just nodding because I don't even know if he spoke English! Hysterical!
     
    #46 Gator, Feb 20, 2006
  7. BadgerOnLSD

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    No way she's 16. She looks 11.
     
    #47 BadgerOnLSD, Feb 20, 2006
  8. SydneyDon

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    I actually love this thread, it cracked me up. The only boring bit is the posts by MParty.
     
    #48 SydneyDon, Feb 20, 2006
  9. MattMan

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    i demand an ending! the suspense is killing me!
     
    #49 MattMan, Feb 20, 2006
  10. MParty7441

    MParty7441 Well-Known Member

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    I would say what ended up happening, cuz more did happen....but because of the recent uproar, I have cancelled the ending
     
    #50 MParty7441, Feb 20, 2006
  11. MParty7441

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    Not sure where this fits in to what I said, but ok
     
    #51 MParty7441, Feb 20, 2006
  12. abyzmul

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    I can't believe I suffered through this idiotic thread and you cancelled the ending. Go stick your head in a toilet.
     
    #52 abyzmul, Feb 20, 2006
  13. BIG COUNTRY

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    #53 BIG COUNTRY, Feb 20, 2006
  14. luvdemjets1998

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    I believe the ending involved Chuck Norris, somehow. MParty has him on speed-dial.
     
    #54 luvdemjets1998, Feb 20, 2006
  15. mesheler

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    woll, thas the worse ending I ever heard!
     
    #55 mesheler, Feb 21, 2006
  16. Attackett

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    This thread is what is so great about the BS forum, if only MParty didn't ruin it with his lame ass story..
     
    #56 Attackett, Feb 21, 2006
  17. GreenHornet

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    My sentiments exactly, but please let me use the johnny first; this guy has earned it.
     
    #57 GreenHornet, Feb 21, 2006
  18. Yisman

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    I went on this overseas flight back in May 2005, and I waited in the airport for over 6 hours. It was insane. The flight kept getting more and more delayed. I was going out of my mind.
     
    #58 Yisman, Feb 21, 2006
  19. Yisman

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    It's usually cheaper if you use a connecting flight. But it's much more of a hassle.
     
    #59 Yisman, Feb 21, 2006
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  20. Yisman

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    :lol: The invented story is so much better.
     
    #60 Yisman, Feb 21, 2006
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