Something big is going to happen Sunday

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It will be great to see Belichick with the elastic around his neck.
     
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    We set an NFL record for most number of negative yards?
     
  3. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    The game won't be as one sided as everybody is predicting. Sure we will lose by 30 maybe but that will be about it.
     
  4. Baron Samedi

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    Not unless bill and Eric french kiss each other at midfield.
     
  5. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    He may but he won't sacrifice his team to embellish his own pettiness. There that's what I meant to say.
     
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    Christopher and Paulie Walnuts show up and "whack" Belicheat?
     
  7. HardHitta

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    LMAO I Can see big ol' dewayne robertson taking off his jock strap and dropping a 325 pound load that ends up playing better NT then he does and becomes our star player.... Guess what his number is ??? Number 2!
     
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    we already have one a pair of them......they're called off and def Coordinators
     
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    Actually, it's a good thing the Sopranos is over or else they'd have to whack Mangini this season.
     
  10. nyjetsrule

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    Want to hear something hysterical? Woody Paige from Around the Horn, just picked the Jets to beat the Pats. He did this abotu 10-12 minutes ago... He was laughed at, and hopefully Paige turns out to be right.
     
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    As a Jet's fan, even I have to laugh at him for picking us.
     
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    Here?s what?s going to happen. We will have more first downs and more yardage from scrimmage, 5 take a ways and 4 thrown TD's; we control the clock for 38 minuets of the game and we loose 87 to 28. Typical Jets game!
     
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    Well, I guess we will loose, just like the women in gate D.....

    >__>
     
  14. Sundayjack

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    I took this off a Patriots board. In terms of "big things" happening this week, we should hope it's none of the following:

    The Patriots need:

    54 points to break the all time NFL single season scoring record (556)
    6 touchdowns to break the all time single season touchdown record (70)
    Brady needs five TD passes to break the all time single season passing TD record (49)
    Brady needs three TDs to break the all time single season QB TD record (49) (although, I'm not sure what the hell that means)
    Moss needs four TDs to break the all time single season receiving TD record (22)
    Gostkowski needs two extra points to break the all time single season XP record (66)

    I suspect they would expect to hit a couple of those, but I have a quirky feeling that this will be a closer game than the chatter would suggest.
     
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    I predict they get all of them, and stop the game for a ceremony to comemorate each one. Grogan will be there, Irving Fryar...etc etc. The NFL, so happy that with the buzz the Pats are generating, decide to give the Pats back the draft pick they took from them. That night, Giselle tells Tom she wants to 'experiment' and bring another lady into the mix, and Brigitte calls to say she doesn't like the kids initials (JET) and is changing his name to Patrick Patterson Moynihan, or Pats Moynihan as will be come to be known.

    Later that night, the Jets will announce that they have pulled out of the stadium deal and are moving to Oslo, Norway.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Woody is like comic relief on that show, I don't really know anybody that takes a word he says seriously.
     
  17. Mr Electric

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    He knows what he's talking about, but he does say a lot of crazy stuff. I think he has the most wins in Around the Horn history?
     
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    Hehehe. . . .Patrick Patterson Moynihan. . . . great stuff. :up:
     
  19. Section 227. Row 5

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    I'd like to break their all-time necks.
     
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    Clemens will spend the whole game tapping his helmet to indicate that he can't hear the offensive signals being relayed. The Jets will have three assistants deployed by halftime on the sidelines with radio frequency finders to see if they can track down the jamming signal. It'll turn out to be a 13 year old Pats fan in the stands named Tommy Kraknorski who decided to emulate his hero Bill Belichik and put together a jamming kit from Radio Shack.

    Spygate part II...

    The Jets will lose their first round pick in 2008 because it's against NFL rules to spy on fans in the stands.
     

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