How about some of the following: "Shirley" "we mistakenly traded up for" "tiny" "bubbles" "peaches" "Honey bunny" "the chin" "the ant" "wheres Vilma" "noodle arm" "sweet pea" "hairy"
I HATE letter nicknames in sports (Lawrence Taylor started this trend, I think). I do like the DH theme though. How about David "The Designated Hitter" Harris. It sounds more like a cool old boxing nickname. New boxing nicknames stink too, if we were to give him a new boxing nickname it would be something like David "Sexual Harrisment" Harris or David"The Giant Killer" Harris. New boxing nicknames blow.
how about just david....or david harris....or harris. how old are we that we need nicknames for everyone?
I also vote for David Harris. Why does every player need a nickname? Are all the Jet players pledging for the Delta House at Faber College????
Make that two good games. We should call him "The only player on defense not named Dogsh.t" With numbers like these already, one wonders how insane his #'s would be had the guy started the season as our MLB. Here's another thing- Do you think that the Vilma/Harris combo would be producing as much in the way of stats? Methinks not. Harris is actually making Barton look better...
Yes during the first part of the season they replaced Barton with Harris. The Barton/Harris combo is better than the Vilma/Harris combo. If the rest of the defense did not suck so badly, then teams would actually have to gameplan for him. Right now it really does no matter.
