Jets haikus

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  1. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    Hooray! My ban has been lifted at last!

    We Jets fans need to use this (not so) unique opportunity to get in touch with our inner tortured artists. Here is the Jets haiku thread (Remember, 5, 7, 5):

    Alas, Green and White!
    Chad Pennington can't do it!
    Kellen Clemens time?
     
    #1 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
  2. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    Justin McCareins!
    Do not eat buttered popcorn
    Before the game, please!
     
    #2 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
  3. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    When will I hear it?
    Berman's Flintstone-esque "VILMA!"?
    I keep waiting. Sigh.
     
    #3 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
  4. Beamen

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    You really liked being banned, didn't you?
     
    #4 Beamen, Oct 23, 2007
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    eric mangini
    must get his shit together
    before it's too late
     
    #5 Jetcane, Oct 23, 2007
  6. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    A man dubbed Genius,
    Once said, "Play the best players."
    What happened to that?
     
    #6 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
  7. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    I hated the ban.
    Thank you for asking Beaman.
    Glad to be back, though.

    (Sweet, it fits!)
     
    #7 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
  8. Jtuds

    Jtuds Active Member

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    JCotchrocket, the gay Jets fan....or is he a Dolphins fan in disguise?
     
    #8 Jtuds, Oct 23, 2007
  9. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    To be performed by Mangini before his ritual hara-kiri presser:

    So sad, 3-4 bad.
    Chad too long, his arm is gone.
    Three and thirteen!
     
    #9 Br4d, Oct 23, 2007
  10. amsingh

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    Why all the hatred?
    What's wrong with Jcotchrocket?
    He seems fine to me
     
    #10 amsingh, Oct 23, 2007
  11. Catfish Billy

    Catfish Billy Well-Known Member

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    McCareins sucks ass
    The Bengals just scored again
    Wake up Mangini
     
    #11 Catfish Billy, Oct 23, 2007
  12. RedWhiteBlue&Green

    RedWhiteBlue&Green Active Member

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    Ode to Justin McCarebear

    There once was a Jet named Justin
    Whose career was about to go bustin
    He couldn't catch a ball for s**t
    On the bench, his fat ass should sit
    Retirement for Justin is a mustin.
     
    #12 RedWhiteBlue&Green, Oct 23, 2007
  13. JCotchrocket

    JCotchrocket Active Member

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    No, Jtuds. I'm gay!
    I use poetry to nab
    Butch Canadians.
     
    #13 JCotchrocket, Oct 23, 2007
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    Draft in the top five ?
    Maybe Darryn mcfadden
    I can only dream
     
    #14 Tight, Oct 23, 2007
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    When will the day come
    J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!
    At the Superbowl
     
    #15 EarlytoRise, Oct 23, 2007
  16. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
     
    #16 WhiteShoeWillis, Oct 24, 2007
  17. EarlytoRise

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    I wish I had known
    NFL Sunday Ticket
    Money down the drain

    Leon Washington
    D'Brickashaw Ferguson
    Lavaerneous Coles

    After this season
    Pete, wipe that smile off your face
    Not that it matters
     
    #17 EarlytoRise, Oct 24, 2007
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  18. Miamipuck

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    Quoted for awesomeness
     
    #18 Miamipuck, Oct 24, 2007
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    The damn Patriots
    got into our players' heads
    on September 9th
     
    #19 GreenScreen313, Oct 24, 2007
  20. Mantana Soss

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    AIM is dead
    So I guess I'm bored enough
    To write some haiku
     
    #20 Mantana Soss, Oct 24, 2007
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