Yesterday, on Saturday I had the worse day at the airport ever.....I will explain later, tommorw, for it pisses me off too much to explain now. Im sure you all are looking foward to it....
ok, here is part of it..... I was flying United Airlines-I was going to Jacksonville, from JFK to DC-Dulles then from DC to JAX My flight from JFK to DC was suppose to take off at 10:20 while my flight from DC to JAX was suppose to take off at 12:20
My first flight was delayed and we didnt take off till about 11:30, anyone who has ever done it, knows it takes about 45 minutes to go from JFK to DC.....im sure you can see the problem that is comming out.....more to follow later
Crap like that use to happen to me all the time in the old days. There was one time we were stuck on the tarmac at Dulles for 6 and half hours with an air conditioner that wasn't working to good. They started a free bar to appease the passengers. I got a bit lit and started making out with one of the stewardesses. These were in my single wild days mind you. If I did the same thing now, I am sure I would be arrested and fined for harrassing an airline employee. Times have really changed.
this thread is like listening to the caffinated 16 year old cheerleader on her cell phone sssshhhrrrreeeeeeekkkkkkkkk
I work in the Business in fact I work in the operations dept and it is my job to keep things on track -- no I dont work for the airlines you were flying but I bet anything your story pales in comparrison to some of the shit I see on a daily basis -- but please tell your story --
If this story ends with you getting arrested at the airport, the title would qualify at this point. The bar has been raised. Defending yourself against rabid, ninja monkey's while trying to board. Seeing a beast out on the wing the plane while landing. Body cavity search at Dulles.
this thread is obvioulsy leading up to some lie about him becoming a member of the mile high club or getting it on with some hot stewardess.
:rofl: I was like, you know, and like, she said, you know, know what I'm saying, then like, you know. :smile:
ok, so I get into DC at about 12:30, the gate me connected flight was at was right across the way, no plane there or anything, so I assumed I missed it. I go to customer serivce and tell them the story so they give me 3 tickets(me, my brother, my sister) for the 4:36 flight to j-ville, ok not terrible...i can deal with that IMportant note:the guy who helped me told me I missed it
at about 2 PM an announcment comes on....the 12:20 flight to j-ville never took off, it left the gate and came back due to a mechanical problem...so im like no way! i can get back on that one and leave 2 hours earlier
So I go to customer service and they tell me its immpossible to put me back on my original flight cuz they deboarded us. I started screaming at the person....what???? you told me i missed it, and now you wont let me back on? you have got to be kidding me (some other words thrown in here and there) They are like nope can do it....w/e I walk away....10 minutes later an announcment comes on, if you made other arrangments you can cancel those and come back to this flight...im like forget it, i can deal with it...I'll just stay at the 4:35 flight........more to come later
