It's been at least 45 minutes since the last unsubstantiated and/or asinine trade rumor involving the Jets. Anbody got anything? Anybody check the Onion to see what their lead story on the draft is?
It's the night before the draft and the entire internet is silent as a mouse about trades. I feel like Santa's sleigh has crash-landed somewhere and we're all waiting for gifts that will never arrive while some lucky bastard has 3 months worth of venison in a crater in his lawn.
That would be awesome. Im hoping the Raiders just go crazy and pick Gaines Adams, Lions take Calvin Johnson, Browns take Joe Thomas and Bucs take Okoye.... that would be fun
Yes it is! Sadly, the draft is usually the most exciting day (actually 2 days) of the Jet year. It's a time we can be so bravely optimistic knowing that our dreams of a super bowl victory are still months away from being smashed. Good times!
yo homie im drunk as shit and i really hope that i dont get banned again i got bnned the first time cuz someone daadasaid somthign really dumb and i went on google atnd found a picutere of a retard running down a track and the caption was "you are retardred" and TGG banned me for like a moth orsomethimg it was the wrost moth of my life i jusg gotta say vodka and whiksy mix is amazing and i hope the jtes end upw ith chris houston or aaron ross or something but im really hoping that justin blalock falls into our laps soemwhere along in the draft yo i gotta pee one sec oh shit i just stepped on my dog i feel bad cuz dogs dont really have that great of a life they just lie around all day and follow their masters around and scavenge around for food but i love my dog and i try ot give her a good life anyway the draft is in like 10 hours and go jets i really want blalock cuz i think we need more offensive help than defense i really want another solid blocker on the line to completnemnet thoams jones blahblahblhblahblahblah ok just between the draft board and me im 17 years old but im the biggest 17 year old jets fan ever last year i got a summer job for the sole purpose of obtaining jets season tickets, i bought season tickets on ebay for 495 a piece in section 331 best fuckin investment i ever made i wear jets shit every day but nvm all that shit its draft day good luck to all of you in your fantasy draft shits lets go jets j-e-t-s-jetsjetsjets whoooooeeeee
Seeing how Shaq isn't dominating against the bulls this year, i gotta say its a good deal for both sides, now Michael "The Burner" Tuner will have his chance to shine.
Now that's what I'm talking about! The internet should be full of rumors like that the night before the draft. And the Blalock I want is Jolene not Justin.
The Cardinals will be the first team to select two players with one pick. They will look to take Thomas and Peterson at 5.
So and So on ESPN says he doesn't have good footwork. Nevermind who So and So is, he's an expert because he is on TV.
Alright, I'm bored again. It's the night before the draft and Trent Richardson fingered the Jets as a likely trade-up for his services, but NONE of the thirty-second aggregators picked up on the obvious block-buster deal in the works. Anybody check the Onion to see what their take on the possibilities are?
Tanny probably has a trade in the works where we trade every 2/3/4/5/6/7 picks every year for the #1 pick every year. He's a dealmaker :breakdance:
