The Ethereal Outhouse of Alien Lazard

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  1. hornblower

    hornblower Well-Known Member

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    Too many who listened to talk show geeks and impatient fans. Sam is all of 27 now.
     
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  2. Pepsiguy5

    Pepsiguy5 Well-Known Member

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    Who knows man... when your talking multiple millions of dollars for your family sometimes you can look past things.

    Like I put in the preseason prediction thread I could see him using the Jets bid to get more out of the Raiders or maybe Dolphins or whoever. Either way its pretty damn embarrassing. All the Jets had to do was nothing and they just couldn't pull it off.
     
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  3. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Not in the "good ole' days." There once was a time where a rookie QB didn't TOUCH a field until year 3 or 4. Hell, our current QB is EXACTLY that. Don't know why I'm defending here as I'm record that the Jets have never and, to date, will never develop a rookie QB. Then again, maybe we not start these kids right away and reap the rewards. Just a thought.
     
  4. Ill Will

    Ill Will Active Member

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    It was a sin how things were for Sam here. That was a monster fuck up and still kind of pisses me off. I'm happy for his early season success and am rooting hard for him. Obviously not against us.
     
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  5. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Not everybody.

    Erp - looks like Byz beat me by a day.
     
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  6. JetsKickAss

    JetsKickAss Well-Known Member

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    This board and 90% of Jets fans said to ditch Darnold and a windfall from SanFran for the #2 overall pick in favor of taking Zach Wilson.

    I said at the time: take the picks....or even take Ja'marr Chase or another player at #2 if there's no trade-back 2-4 spots. I didn't think Zach Wilson was legit and my worst fears were realized like that ex-Jet FO guy who said he was going to cost a coach and GM their jobs.
     
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  7. JetsKickAss

    JetsKickAss Well-Known Member

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    JDS said on TMKS that the contract needed to sign Sam was part of the debate on whether to keep or trade the #2 pick.

    IMO, you NEVER let $$$ decide which talent you keep. Bad move right off the bat.
     
  8. jets_fan

    jets_fan Well-Known Member

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    That's exactly where I was as well.

    And the failure of Joe Douglas to not do this is going to be on FULL display next week in London. We're about to witnesses one of the funniest, most Same Old Jets moments of all-time next week.
     
  9. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I posted it in the game thread but I’ll post it here. I couldn’t figure out what Lazard’s problem has been for over a year here. But he tries to clap his two clumsy mittens together and trap the ball between them every time he catches the ball.

    It looks like a cartoon when he tries to catch a stop route. What a buffoon. He sucks.
     
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  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    And he's been the most productive receiver on the team
     
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  11. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    After today, he has 52 yards less than Wilson. Less receptions.

    Butterfingers Lazard is NOT more productive than Wilson. Lazard had one good game.

    Sent from my SM-S906U using Tapatalk
     
  12. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    The Allen Lazard Depreciation Thread?
     
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  13. 94Abraham

    94Abraham Well-Known Member

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    Lazard had 3 drops today. Inexcusable
     
  14. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I can’t stand Allen Lazard.
     
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  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He's scored a touchdown in 3 different games. Yes he has some ugly drops but he has also had some confusingly good plays. Pretending they didn't happen is kind of stupid.
     
  16. cval

    cval Well-Known Member

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    Not really butter fingers more like bricks.
     
  17. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    his 2nd down drop was followed by a pick 6 - which was the difference in this game. Truly great pickup, I agree.
     
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  18. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    I think this is way cheaper than that butterfinger of a receiver. (And this thing actually sticks to the football.)
     
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  19. BrooklynJetsFan

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    Lazard needs to be benched for game.
     
  20. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    4 drops. 2 of which had a 14 point impact in the game yesterday.

    2nd and 6 to start the game, dropped. Next play pick 6
    Dropped a pass in the endzone.
    Dropped a pass on the final drive

    Get Adams. Get Lazard off the fucking field.
     

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