Would you do ayahuasca with Aaron Rodgers?

I was looking for a rodgers thread to put this in and I find THIS insanity.
Rodgers not being weird, just winning:

 

Let's hope he can find some of that magic again...

 

As much of a crapfest it's been the last few years/decades, the stupid in me still holds out hope.

 

I had to google how long the high...wait, I mean "journey" actually lasts. I landed on 4-8 hours with a likely lingering taper off effect at the end.

20+ years ago the younger and late teens-early 20's me says yes. Likely enjoying the first couple hours before hitting the "ok ready for this to wear off already" wall.

Older me probably enjoys it for an hour tops, and then spends the remainder 7+ hours fairly "this freaking sucks" miserable.

Needed a too old for this crap selection option.

 

"He invited me to the house for me to pick him up, so we went to the house for a little bit and there he was, with his tight little shorts, no shirt, with his little red hat, and he was doing some farming or something because he was covered in dirt. It was awesome, man." - J.P. Losman on Aaron Rodgers

 

SWIIIIING... and a miss

 

We used to be a proper fan base

 

Before the Jets beat us into submission.

 

Exactly. And just think how ridiculous the fanbase might become when, another 13 years from now, we're still waiting for our first playoff appearance since the 2010 AFC Championship Game.

 

You and all of us buddy. You and all of us..........<sigh>

 

This text just in from my rabid Jets fan friend, Vinny:



"My achilles feels fantastic man, bring on that 49er pass rush. Pain. Yom Kippur looms."

Me: "PAIN."

Our 25 years and counting inside joke is that the Jets season is over by Yom Kippur. We got a little bit of a reprieve, it's Oct 11th this year, haha.

 

Not if rat girl and dirt stash are there.

 

You actually went through the trouble to zoom in? Hahaha.

 

You have got to knock that off... My wife and I BOTH almost pissed ourselves from laughter! Good one!!!

 

They're all wearing puppet hands and the guy in the upper right looks like his very own deformed hand was caused by a turkey fryer mishap. It does get weirder upon further examination @Jets81, but good work just the same, hahaha.

EDIT: I feel a new avatar coming on in some form or another. I'm due.

 

It's an absolute AI nightmare. The hands coming up over Rogers back. Missing bodies. Deformed hands and feet. The black box hovering on the tree wallpaper. Rogers hands inverted. The dudes roblox ear. Its a mess.

 

It's altered for sure, but still funny as Hell.

 

Guess you've never taken ayahuasca...