Aaron Rodgers is a Jet

The boys are having a good time

 

makes you feel old when you consider Jessica Alba could be Sauce's Mom

 

Her friend was actually hotter.

 

wondertwin powers.... ACTIVATE!

 

The guy on the right or the guy on the left?

 

Still a hot mom btw

 

That's Tracy Morgan on the far right.

 

For real and please don’t mock me. Who is Jessica Alba? I mean what is she? Singer, actress or social media phenom?

 

She was a famous movie star. Then she started Honest Baby Company and I believe made a killing off of that, so she's more of a retired movie star now.

 

At one point she was the hottest woman I’ve ever seen in person. I interned for Howard Stern in 07 and I saw her at Sirius studios. One of the very few times I’ve been awestruck by someone’s looks. That being said, I couldn’t tell you a single thing she’s done since that day.

 

Hughes keeps hammering home this new contract.

 

Aaron is already winning the hearts of Jets fans. If he takes less money to help out Jets he will become an icon.

 

She was a smoking hot actress in movies and a TV series or two. Check her out, my friend.

 

She had a show called Dark Angel that I think James Cameron was involved with that was pretty cool

 

Yep she was more of a TV star. Her movies never really did much which is why a lot of people never heard of her.

 

Does this help?

Spoiler

 

Thanks my friend. I googled her. Beautiful for sure but no idea why a Middle Eastern from Turkey like me never heard of her. Maybe Americans like her more than rest of the world?

 

What does he do? . Why he's a Green Bay Packer fan who serves as an Aaron Rogers doppelgänger....and a strikingly accurate one at that!

And what did the guy you picked as an Aaron Rogers doppelgänger do? . He turned out to be a mass-murdering domestic terrorist??

Obviously we think differently. . : )



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Thank god.