Pennington the weak armed qb had a very slow throw but he had an excuse he was a very smart fellow all of the other qbs use to laugh and call him names they knew that poor old chadwick couldnt through the ball deep in a game Then one cold christmas night, the jets played the phins Mangini said lead this team to a win tonight, go out there and fight fight fight Then all the jets fans loved him, as they shouted out with glee, YIPPEE WE ARE GOIN TO THE PLAYOFFSS CHAD YOULL GO DOWN IN HISTORY Pennington the weak armed qb youll go down in hisssttoooorryyy
The concept was good and it was a clever idea, but in the end the crappy rhymes cannot be overlooked. A for effort.
Chad P the weak armed QB, Didnt have the strongest arm. But he made up for it elsewhere, like in football smarts and charm. Then in one Week 16 game, Jets and Dolphins clashed. Chad went in and did his thing, and the Fins again were thrashed. Now one more win till playoffs, and we're gonna make a run. Watchout for this Jets team, its gonna be alot of fun
ive been naughty i guess im getting coal on christmas http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?p=1061607202#post1061607202
On the subject of songs - the best I've heard lately was (reportedly, I only read this in an article) on a broadcast of a Chiefs game. The colour commentator came up with this, a ditty about Herm's conservative play calling, sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'. "Run run pass, Run run sack, Punt the ball away" Short, sweet, and you can actually sing it!
I bet it took you half the time to come up with this than the original poster and yours is a lot better. B for effort, B+ for quality, A for burning the original poster.
WARNING: You guys are infringing on my copyright and are dangerously close to being sued for copyright violation. "Chadwick The Weak-Armed QB" was originally written by me On December 21, 2006 in another thread. Below is the original and only acceptable version and any duplication or alteration thereof will result in vigorous prosecution to the fullest extent of the law! Chadwick, The Weak-Armed QB Chadwick, the weak-armed QB Had a very weak-armed throw. And if you ever saw him, You would even say it blows. All of the other QB's Used to laugh and call him names. They never thought poor Chadwick Could win in any Dolphins game. Then one foggy Christmas Night 'Gini came to say: "Chadwick with your arm so light, Won't you guide my team tonight?" Then all the players loved him As they shouted out with glee, Chadwick the weak-armed QB, You'll go down in history!
The Yiddish Version: Chadwick, Mashuguna QB Chadwick, Mashuguna QB Threw it like a real Putz. Waving a towel like Yassir You could say he had no guts. All of the other Goyems Used to laugh at all his Schpeel. They always thought this Goyem's Contract was a no good deal. Then one foggy Hannuka His Mentsh came to say: "Tannenbaum the Jewish Boy, Wants to win this game, Oy Vey!" Then how he threw the football Covered spreads quite easily, Chadwick, Mashuguna QB, He'll go down in history!
The Italian Version: Penne Is Not A Pasta Penne Is Not A Pasta He's-a futbol quarterback, But if-a you could see him He's-a give you heart attacks! But he's-a got a good coach His-a name is Mangini But he's-a throw the futbol Like his arm is linguini. Then some boys from out of town Threatened him with harm "You don't make the spread tonight We will break-a both arms!" Then how he threw the futbol Covered all their bets with glee, He's-a no more Penne pasta He's a down in history!
