Anyone who thinks Adams is anywhere near a great safety should watch Earl Thomas in this game tonight.
No, no, it's because I gave Shady the goat horns and said, "INT!" . . . and it worked. It was fabulous! Both the hex and the result, that is. Alas, my super powers only work intermittently; because as you can see, the fckn Jets can't get arrested.
C'mon, clock, ticktickticktickticktick. Somewhere . . . out there . . . Jim Nantz is wanking sullenly.
Oh, my, God, for a split second I thought Jackson fumbled. I almost died and went to heck. Please punch it in, pretty please with a stick of dynamite on top. Oy, goddamn it. 2nd down and a false start. I have to suffer to the end, haha.
Only marred by the Jets on a way train to Palookaville. A return ticket only took them as far as Shittsville, so they said no.
That shot of Shady's face right before commercial break a second ago was great. Screw you (doing an up and down dance and giving the finger furiously with both hands)! I dance on the graves of the homeless dead.
8-1. Fck you, Belichick. Don't bother watching Constipated Bill's presser. I'll do it for you: "We made some plays. They made some plays. They made more plays." How'd I do? Perfect? Great. Unlike the Cheats.
It was pretty good he used "I don't know" several times. Snapped at one reporter asked "did you not see the game?". Love that shit, gotta enjoy it since they're already penciled in the AFC title game at home.
The Pats first 7 opponents were the Jets x 2, Fins, Giants, Redskins, Steelers, Browns, and Bills. Ravens were only their second game against a team with a winning record and the first against a team with an NFL offense. Pats were highly overrated.