Way too many colors in there for my likes. The green at the top of the-what is it bra- I like. The rest is ass.
lol we're going to look like the NY Oregon Ducks wtf. Say good bye to the classic two tone green and white and say hello to laughter. Stay classy Indy Colts the last of the two tone.
While tuning in to NFL Network today, I noticed that, while the traditional Jets logo made up the background behind the reporter, next to her at the bottom right of the screen was "JETS" in lime green on a black background. Did anyone else catch it?
They are first trolling us with the bright lime green colors before soon making us watch the neon green for the next 50 years.
The only acceptable green is the green/forest green in the boobage area on our right, their left boobs.
"Registration for tonight’s prep class is still open but we’ll accept sign-ups at the door as well!" Excellent. I'm showing up in plaid men's boxers ten sizes too big, a long john shirt riddled with holes and turpentine stains that I use as a Studio rag, fckd up hair, but I will be wearing a bra. Sometimes even I have standards! But wait! Then I'll complain about how my bra is cutting into my rib-cage and compressing my thoracic diaphragm to the point that I'm going to pass out as I'm jumping around like an idiot. I'll unhook my bra in the back for more room like my Grandma used to do and say, "Ah, that's better." Over/under I make the squad. I'm taking bets.
Its a business at the end of the day people. The average Jets ticket holder is actually not the target audience here. Those guys MIGHT buy a new jersey or T-shirt every couple of years. They are targeting the teenagers around the world who want to buy a hat or jersey to match their new sneakers (since there are millions of them). I for one welcome our new neon overlords.
