Adam Gase New HC

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Do you approve Gase signing?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Too early to tell

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  1. BroadwayAaron

    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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  2. Rollo Tomassi

    Rollo Tomassi Well-Known Member

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    Kind of takes away from the fun of the board.
     
  3. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    bicketybam Well-Known Member

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    Furthering the nationwide perception that we are the stupidest fans in the NFL.
     
  5. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    It could very well be Tourette's. Everyone always thinks of the cursing, shouting, and twitching, but eye-rolling and head rolling like that is also indicative. Whatever tics you have get more pronounced when you're nervous, excited, or angry. I'm thinking it was thoroughly discussed before hand that he might bug out a little and that's why the presser was so short.

    Tourette's has zero (and I do mean zero) to do with intelligence. A very close friend of mine has it. His main things are whistling, saying, "YES!" at odd moments, and mild random twitches, all of which ramp up under duress or excitability. He's managed to incorporate it/disguise it/use it to his advantage for comedic purposes. He had it rough as a kid, and although it has greatly improved over the course of time, it also took a life time of practice. He doesn't talk about it not because it's as if the 600 lb. gorilla is in the room, it's because he's become so good at it, people barely notice so why even point it out? He's also one of the brightest, wittiest, and funniest people I have ever met in my life. That's a common denominator about all of my friends. ALL of them are so funny it defies description. Gallows, dark, absurd, silly, ridiculously stupid, witty, corny, tasteless, you name it, they all have it, and forget about slapstick physical comedy, hahaha.

    Anyway, Adam Gase, the other explanation is that he did more coke than DiCaprio in 'The Wolf of Wall Street'!

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  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Oh, shhhhhhiiiiiitttttt.
     
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    Red Menace Well-Known Member

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  8. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    The Jets are considering hiring Kenny Loggins? WTF. I'm out, especially since most of his songs suck balls.
     
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  9. StealthDefense

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    Random question about the Press conference. Why was Tony Richardson there as "Jets Great" he was here for like two seasons. Could they not get anyone else? He wasn't even our best FB. Richie Anderson was a beast for C-Mart. I mean shit, even Brad Baxter or Lorenzo Neal could have filled in. Sorry, rant over.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    StealthDefense Active Member

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    LMAO. My face since Gase was named HC. I had two of those as other options for my Av. lol
     
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  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    They all work. Poor Adam Gase. I haven't read any other boards today but I'm sure he's getting pureed in a blender.

    "I can't seem to face up to the facts
    I'm tense and nervous and I
    Can't relax
    I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
    Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

    Psycho Killer
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    You start a conversation you can't even finish it
    You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything
    When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
    Say something once, why say it again?

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    Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-là
    Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-là
    Réalisant mon espoir
    Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK
    We are vain and we are blind
    I hate people when they're not polite

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    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...."

    Somebody had to do it.
     
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  13. NYJetsO12

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    Good one for all us "Talking Heads"
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    He won a team sponsored spelling bee.
     
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    Wouldn’t mind Sam talking to Peyton
     
  17. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Adam Big Dick Gase

    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/...s-onscreen-during-dolphins-49ers-game-8954021

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    Fox Announcer Accidentally Draws a Penis Onscreen During Dolphins-49ers Game

    The Miami Dolphins beat the San Fransisco 49ers 31-24 Sunday, running their improbable, holy-shit-is-this-really-happening-right-now winning streak to six straight games. Ryan Tannehill is now the second coming of Steve Young. Adam Gase is in the conversation for Coach of the Year. The Dolphins haven't lost a football game since October 9. What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On?

    But there's far more important news from yesterday's game, because a member of the Fox telecast drew a big ol' penis on the telestrator during the game.

    Yes, we're 11 years old. No, we're not sorry. Let's be honest: You didn't come here for a game recap. You saw the headline and clicked on it. You're an accomplice now. We're in this together.

    NFL Announcer Accidentally Draws A Dick On The Telestrator During Dolphins-Niners Game pic.twitter.com/6faGKfWaMM

    — SportsCast (@SportsCast_THN) November 27, 2016
    During the first half, everyone on Twitter began asking the same question: Did I just see what I think I saw? Yes, indeed, you did just see NFL announcer Chris Spielman accidentally draw a dick and balls on your fancy-pants, brand-new 4D TV you just bought on Black Friday. Money well spent!

    Once word spread that it wasn't just people's imaginations, there was a mad dash to rewind the DVR and tweet a screen grab of the big yellow dong.

    Tannehill threw for 285 yards and three touchdowns. Jay Ajayi ran for a score. But also, there was a big yellow cartoon-art penis drawn on TV. A big laugh was had by all. The end.

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    101GangGreen101 2018 Thread of the Year Award Winner

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    Apparently per Francesca interview, Gase is hiring a coach that specializes in clock management ... McVay did the same thing
     
  19. NOVAJET

    NOVAJET "2020 TGG Fantasy Football Champ"

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    That is awesome. More coaches need to do this.
     
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  20. macbk

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    Interesting and I'm all for it. It's almost as if Gase is taking this second HC chance as a true clean slate.
     
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