Oh damn that was awesome.... Anyone like those old, schoolyard, mommy-mommy jokes? Back in middle and high school I actually had a couple of those books--Truly Tasteless Jokes--memorized. Sad, I know. So, here goes a few: Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna visit grandma this year! Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, mommy, why is everyone running away? Shut up and reload. And then there were the silly ethnic jokes: Why does the new Polish navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old polish navy. Why don't they put Jews in jail? Because Jews eat lox. Why did they tear down the soccer (football) stadium in Warsaw? Because everywhere you sat, you sat behind a Pole! (One of my favs) What's the Greek Army's motto? (Joke works by substituting any group believed to have a gay association) Never leave your buddy's behind. In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar! ..... I can't believe I remember this shit. I forget important stuff, but this is still creeping around in my skull. Owell, I guess brain has prioritized right.
Heard this one from my priest last sunday... How is anal sex like broccoli? -If you didnt like it when you were forced to try it as a child you aren't going to like it as an adult either..
