This reminds me of my first day of Anthropology 101. Really, no shit. The professor opened the class with a joke about how she was from West Virginia and everybody made fun of West Virginians, but West Virginians made fun of Kentuckyans. So this was the Kentucky joke she told..... On his wedding night a young man came home and knocked on his father's door. His father opened the door and was astonished to see his son standing there and looking very sad. So the father said, "son, why are you here? It is your wedding night. You're supposed to be with your new bride. What happened?" The son took a moment and finally said, "father, I found out my wife is a virgin." The father was astonished and angry. "Well son," the father said, "you made the right decision coming home. If she wasn't good enough for her family she isn't good enough for ours....."
Yea, but it all comes around, doesn't it? Because times change and people want to look unique? When did it become a fad for everyone to get a tattoo? One day that fad will be looked upon as silly as well--especially as all these tattoos fade and start to look like crap. Some cultures have things like tattooing, facial hair, body modification,etc embedded within their identities and many of these cultures are trying to reclaim their identities. But most other examples are merely fads for people trying to stand out in a world of cookie cutter human beings. It is all a part of identity construction.... Okay, back to humor. I love this thread, or at least much of it....
Yeah, like my brother says, old guys doing it their way. It's like they're pathfinders showing it can still be done, when we get there.
There was this kid from Kentucky who moved to NY and his Dad enrolled him in the 1st grade. First day of school he comes home balling "Dad, today in school all the kids were doing the ABCs and I couldn't do them and all the kids laughed at me..." his dad smiled and said "Don't worry son, you are a rebel" Second day of school he comes home crying again. He says "Daddy today in school they were doing adding and subtraction and I couldn't do it and all the kids laughed at me...." his dad smiled and said "Don't worry son, you are a rebel" Third day of school he comes home balling again. "Daddy we had gym class today and in the locker room everyone saw that my weiner was bigger than all the other kids and they all laughed at me...." his dad smiled and said "Don't worry son.." "Because I'm a rebel?" his son asked "No, because you are 21 years old."
. Well if you can get past the guns and focus on those girls I think there's a Jeffrey Epstein joke in there somewhere.…whadda think Bubba??
If they want to look unique why grow a beard like 93% of the guys in Brooklyn (and a few of the girls)?
Guy and a girl meet in a bar and start flirting. After a while guy says you know I gotta be honest I want to have sex with you tonight. The girl says well tonight's your lucky night because I want the same thing. So they go back to his place. The guy says I want you to relax, just sit here and I'll give you a little show. So she sits down and he starts doing a strip tease for her. He flexes one arm and says you know what this is? It's a stick of dynamite. He flexes the other arm and says here's another stick of dynamite. Then he lifts up his shirt and says you know what this is? It's a six pack of dynamite. Then he pulls down his pants and the girl screams and runs away. The guy is confused so he goes back to the bar hoping to see the girl again, luckily she is there. He asks her why did you run away? She says well when I saw all that dynamite and then you showed me that short fuse I thought you were about to blow. zing
