The Drunk Tank

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  1. Burnz

    Burnz Well-Known Member

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    3 Letters ...P....B....R... Think i've had enough to drink? Me too
     
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    I get into the devils cut. Never get a hangover
     
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  3. Brook!

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    So, did you get lucky or no? :D
     
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  4. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    LMFAO!!! That will make any man hit the fukin juice bar..
     
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    Of course
     
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    That is a dig I use for effect, but to be fair they are actually pretty good peeps.

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  7. JStokes

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    I'm assuming these relations are out of wedlock?

    Do you feel depressed, sad, despondent for the sins you have committed?

    I do not like this path of destruction you are headed down.

    3 Hail Mary's and 2 Our Father's for you.

    Most importantly, don't forget to leave a few bucks in the offering plate.

    That should make everything right.

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    I am a sinner. She took my cross off last night before the act. I think it was a sign. She's a little hellion. But she also gave me a protein shaker and some aminos. Maybe God sent her here to be my gaingel, protect me from all these gains goblins. That's meathead language, hope you can understand.
     
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  9. JetsHuskers fan

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    Wiw
     
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  10. JStokes

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    Been knocking back Mojito's since 4:00. Fresh grown mint.

    So delicious.

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    #150 JStokes, Jun 14, 2015
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    Heavenly white raisins with large eyes and big breasts as the Qur'an states.
     
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  12. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Dogfish Head and some killer Kush... hey, my night off...

    Namaste :confused:
     
    #152 Royal Tee, Jun 27, 2015
  13. Brook!

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    Just watched Rain Man now after drinking one too many. Firat off, I heard about this movie a lot but nwver got thw chance to watch it. But now maybe because my son is borderline autistic, this movie made me cry like Brady cried after winning his first Superbowl.

    What a movie. What a fucking movie.
     
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  14. JStokes

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    Just left the wedding. Brunello di Montalcino.

    Thank the Catholic lord for limo service.

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    Want to rethink your earlier post?

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    #155 JStokes, Jul 4, 2015
  16. Brook!

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    I don't know name of your fancy drinks. Simple English for this Muslim terrorist please. Beer, wine, scotch?
     
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  17. Brook!

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    Done
     
    #157 Brook!, Jul 4, 2015
  18. JStokes

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    Ok it's really simple.

    Tuscany produces some of the smoothest most drinkable Italian reds.

    The one I love are called Super Tuscans.

    Brunellos are some of the finest.

    Not super expensive.

    Do it.

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    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    damn...started out my work weekend with a fukin bang...wepa! Between the Lagers and the bud... eeesh! Go JETS!!
     
    #159 Royal Tee, Jul 30, 2015
  20. Brook!

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    If I ever get fired, I will apply to get a job as your assistant. :)
     
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