Inappropriate Humor

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Totally inappropriate.

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    #61 JStokes, Jun 10, 2015
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    This is the only Bill Hick's joke Denis Leary DIDN'T rip off!
     
    #62 pdxdrew, Jun 11, 2015
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    Dennis Leary is such a hack. The thing that put him on the mainstream map was that Asshole Song and he ripped off that bit from Louis CK.
     
    #63 Charlie Kelly, Jun 11, 2015
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    Did somebody drop this one?

    What do you tell an irish woman with two black eyes? Nothing shes already been told twice.

    Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
     
    #65 zace, Jun 11, 2015
  6. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    What's the difference between Billy Joel and the band Great White?


    We Didn't Start the Fire.
     
    #68 joe, Jun 14, 2015
  9. JStokes

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    So a Catholic priest walks into a bar with a sled dog.






























    Oh my bad, wrong thread.

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    What happens when a Jew with an erection runs into a wall? He hits his nose.
     
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  11. JStokes

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    A Cardinal, a Bishop, a Monsignor and a Priest are in a car, who's driving?

    The POLICE!

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    #71 JStokes, Jun 15, 2015
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    I think y'all already know this one but...

    How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?





    ...9 months.
     
    #72 Royal Tee, Jun 15, 2015
  13. RuJFan

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    3 women comparing habits...

    British:
    I got 7 pairs of underwear: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

    French:
    I got 8 pairs:
    Monday, Tuesday, ... Sunday, and a special one, for my boyfriend.

    Russian:
    Ha!!! I got 12 pairs!
    January, February, March, ....
     
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    International flight, damaged plane. Pilot announces that they need to lose weight else the plane will crush.

    A Brit yells "Long live Britain!", and jumps overboard.

    A French yells "Long live France!", and jumps overboard.

    A Ukrainian yells "Long live Ukraine!", and throws overboard 2 Russians.
     
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  15. RuJFan

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    Son to father...

    - Dad!! Yesterday I had sex, for the first time!!
    - all right, kid! Well, sit down and spill it.
    - Ugh,... Thanks dad, but I'd rather stay.
     
    #75 RuJFan, Jun 15, 2015
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    Old woman:
    - Excuse me, young man, what was the name of that Jewish guy who drives me nuts?

    - Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer.
     
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    #77 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 16, 2015
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    A rabbi, a lawyer and a priest are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and starts to sink.

    The Rabbi screams "SAVE THE CHILDREN!"

    The lawyer says "FUCK the children."

    And the Priest says, "Do we have time?"

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    #78 JStokes, Jun 16, 2015
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    #79 xxedge72x, Jun 16, 2015
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  20. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    you're familiar with these type of links?
     
    #80 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 16, 2015
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