Your pitch for ny jets commercial to kick off the season (Comedy intended)

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  1. Laxg41

    Laxg41 Well-Known Member

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    There was a post about an ad for the Jets season and I wanted to see what ideas everyone had for there as to promote the season. You could pitch a comedic ad or a badass ad or both. Really no rules
    My funny one idea was since Decker gets teased for being the pretty boy having him doing the shirtless volley ball scene on the beach from top gun to the song playing with the boys and then having on the other side of the net revis stuffing him into the sand with the music cutting off and shouting his name loud like the old dicks sporting good commercial and saying we back on my island now WOOOO.
     
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  2. Acad23

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    They're trying to sell PSL's...not hand lotion.
     
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    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    I'll go with green fighter jets racing around a battle field at mach 24 launching side winder missiles that destroy fast moving tanks painted in NE Pats colors with human body parts flying out from the explosion. Yup.
     
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    As long as we're spit balling, can Gronk get run over a few times by his very own party bus?
     
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    Hey Look - It's a Jet! [Everybody points to the sky and cheers]. That would be sick.

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    Something involving a Billboard and a Fire hat and the phrase, "back by popular demand."
     
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    How about Woody Johnson comes on the screen and fans crap on his face over and over again until you can't see his body anymore?We can get it done in one take.Either that or John Idzik and Vernon Gholston have an arm wrestling match where the loser has to walk off of a cliff
     
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    Maybe some kind of flying lawnmower would be cool.
     
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    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    Lol wtf
     
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    I actually have a good one...Highlights of Kyle Wilson getting burned play over and over again .......That's it that's the entire commerical
     
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    Hire Eddie Murphy to crack jokes about Willie Colon and Nick Folk. That would be hilarious.

    "Folk you Colon. You suck." LMAO!
     
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    I was unaware you owned a DeLorean so go back in time and get a funny Eddie Murphy.
     
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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    That'd be great as long as it comes with a free .45 so I can shoot myself in the face. Or at least a free bullet, I don't mind sharing the gun.
     
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    Wow. I am trying to think of something positive but nothing comes to mind.
     
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    To soon?
     
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  20. Faux machine

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    Depends in if we play the pats week 1.
     
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