I work at a detention center that houses illegal immigrants. Ask me anything...

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  1. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    I don't watch the Donald Duck show, so I don't know about the towel stuff anyway. I was only trying to use some common sense as to why he would wear a towel on occasion.
     
  2. joeuser

    joeuser Active Member

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    lol post so long Tapatalk broke the quoted reply! Well done!
     
  3. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    It's about penis. You know you read it. Twice.
     
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  4. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    And if you're in Irvington, NJ, it's expected.

    on-topic:

    I got a fuck for a duck, I got a duck for a fuck, I got $10 bucks to duck a fuck, and I still got the fuckin' duck.
     
  5. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    stop derailing threads
     
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  6. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Ask anything, answer nothing.
     
  7. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Can any of these illegal immigrants play cornerback?

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  8. joeuser

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  9. BeastBeach

    BeastBeach Banned

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    lol thread didn't go as I planned obviously
     
  10. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I was hopeful too, I'm sorry didn't feel creative today. Hi-jinks would have been LOLworthy.

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  11. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    You did set it up perfectly, could have been epic. Maybe we'll bump it in the fall.

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  12. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    How many, if any, islamic fundamentalists are you seeing?
     
  13. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    You been around long enough to know better
     
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  14. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
     
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  15. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    He works for a Taxi Service that's why he can't answer the questions.
     
  16. joeuser

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    This is a NSA trap
     
  17. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    We'd never do such a thing. Carry on.
     
  18. joeuser

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    ^NSA operative^ Black helicopters, above me, I can hear the chuff chuff chuff of the whisper mode... Gotta go!
     
  19. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    They're just trying to scare you into heading to an unpopulated area for a drone strike.
     
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  20. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/05/2...-as-a-pool-of-cheap-labor.html?referrer=&_r=0

    They make them cook their own food and clean up after themselves. We truly are a godless nation.

    The federal authorities say the program is voluntary, legal and a cost-saver for taxpayers. But immigrant advocates question whether it is truly voluntary or lawful, and argue that the government and the private prison companies that run many of the detention centers are bending the rules to convert a captive population into a self-contained labor force.
     

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