Cristiano Ronaldo hanging out with the Jets

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Wtf. That may work with you and your roulette chat buddies but I'm only here for the sports talk. Plus I have a GF so that's not really my style, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  2. soxxx

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    No ive faced down my enemies before, im not getting "tough" on the internet because its a waste of time. Im only trying dialect with a man who has hatred toward me.
     
  3. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    You misunderstand.

    I am not your "enemy", you mean absolutely nothing to me.

    And I don't have hatred towards you, I pity you.

    Grow up, it's the internet.

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  4. JStokes

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    And if you want to "dialect" with someone, try using at least reasonably intelligible syntax, grammar and diction.

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  5. joe

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    Screw Ronaldo, and screw Portugal while we're at it.

    Sorry if I'm not getting all "global warm & fuzzy" on the eve of the World Cup, but isn't Portugal in the same so-called 'Group of Death' as the United States? So if that's the case, then why's Woody rolling out the red carpet for a team that's looking to beat our brains in?

    Fuck Ronaldo the Flopper, fuck Portugal, fuck Germany and Ghana too. Fuck Mexico, fuck Brasil, fuck Croatia, fuck the Cameroons, fuck Spain, fuck Columbia, fuck Greece, fuck Cote d'Ivoire (those French-fucking rapists), fuck the Netherlands, yes, the Dutch, fuck them especially…… Fuck England, fuck Italy, Costa Rica and Ecuador, and while we're on the subject, fuck Switzerland, France and Honduras. Fuck Uruguay and fuck Belgium.

    Continuing…fuck Bosnia and Herzegovina, fuck Australia, fuck Iran, fuck Nigeria, fuck Argentina, fuck Algeria, fuck Korea.

    Fuck Sweden. What's that?…they're not in the World Cup? Who cares? Fuck Sweden.

    And fuck Russia.

    Fuck 'em all.


    That is all.
    Thank you.
     
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  6. soxxx

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    Whatever Jstokes, you can talk the talk but you will never walk the walk.
     
  7. joe

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    * cue > theme song song to "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" *
     
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  8. JStokes

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    Nice cliche apropos of nothing.

    You make dumb people sound not dumb.

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  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If you were a real man, you'd Skype.
     
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    bwahaha..... WTF is going on here??!
    I was hoping to see pics of the dude's girlfriend. My slow, white ass is going outside to practice throwing spirals.....
     
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  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    CAM UP MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!
     
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    I thought beefs on this board are settled in the parking lot at applebees anyway, not via Skype.
     
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  13. ukjetsfan

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    The times, they are a-changin'.
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If I were Stokes, I'd agree to Skype, then when the session was initiated, soxxx would be looking at my butthole.
     
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  15. MoWilkBeast

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    That's a fair point, but in reality the organisation of youth soccer in the UK isn't a million miles different than it is in the US. Mostly run by amateurs who have done some coaching qualification. However the best kids are picked by clubs at a fairly early age to join their academy set-ups, which are part-time. Most are discarded by the time they are 16 while the best join clubs as junior full-time professionals at that age. Again the majority of these are discarded by age 22. The ones that remain make it as pros at some level, very few make it to the Premier League though. It's a filter system, not an entirely dissimilar process to football players going through High School and College rosters before submitting to the draft and then trying to stick on an NFL roster, just a different way of doing things. For what it's worth I think you guys have a better system.

    The one thing the US has never done (to date) is produce a truly world-class talent. There are some good players and the team is well organised but without one or two truly great players you will not reach the elite international stage. That's the difference maker and there are, realistically, not so many of these to go around. You're never quite sure until the player makes that step if they are capable - that's why I mentioned Stephen Hill earlier. All the height, speed and physical ability in the world doesn't mean that someone can control, pass and shoot with the ball. The best player in the world is Argentina's Lionel Messi (sorry Rueben) - he's short, slow and not very strong. You just can't teach ball control, it's either there or it isn't. Skills can be improved with practice, but you can't make someone great unless it is in them to start with. It is quite possible that someone like LeBron would be a good player, he has attributes that would make him difficult to match up against, but you aren't going to know if he has that innate ability with the ball that would make him and team USA great. It is quite possible that someone else who is a lesser athlete in basketball terms might be the better soccer player. For the record you can count the number of great soccer players there have been who are over 6 foot 5 inches on the fingers of one left foot - i.e. none. There's just something about really tall people that doesn't translate well to soccer.
     
  16. Faux machine

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    So did they skype yet?
     
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    This is my knowledge of Soccer: When I saw the thread title I thought there must be some hot chick roaming the sidelines during OTAs! What a disappointment.
     
  18. Laxg41

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    If you were to take all of the players on our roster, give them one months training in any position who do you think would be the best soccer player? My guess is Stephen Hill as a Goalie.
     
  19. joe

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    Speaking of Cristiano Rinaldo hanging out with the Jets...

    There were two studs staging a fight
    who then 'took it outside' via Skype
    when they came into view
    pencils turned to pool cues
    as they stroked for the other, their own pipe

    c2014 TGG - All rights reserved
     
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  20. Faux machine

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    What if they both cam up and they both try to show each other their buthole and they just sit there waiting for the other one to turn around first. If someone was artistically inclined they could paint a nice picture of it. Maybe call it, "Two assholes meet on the Internet".
     
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