Kellen Winslow's "allergy medication"

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  1. SienaSaints

    SienaSaints Well-Known Member

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    JetsNation06 Well-Known Member

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    What an idiot. If nothing else, cut him for being a dipshit and beating off in a Target with his fucking windows down. Dumbass.
     
  3. tank75

    tank75 Well-Known Member

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    welp, guess hes not gonna be on the jets next season
     
  4. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Lmao.


    Filler
     
  5. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Did anyone listen to Boomer & Carton "discussing" this? haha

    What a jackass
     
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    Jesus Christ.... what a hilarious story though, this guy could score at any bar in the city and he's wanking off in a target parking lot
     
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    This guy plays in the nfl makes millions,and he is jerking off in the parking lot?wtf is wrong with this guy he should be able to get laid whenever,what a douche
     
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    Looking for Boston Market?....
     
  9. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    Haha yeah that was uncomfortably funny.
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  11. RobA

    RobA 2005-2007 TGG.com Most Optimistic Award Winner

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    Keep in mind, that he has not been convicted for wanking off in the parking lot. I strongly doubt that is what he was doing. He was probably just leaned over and packing a bowl. It is a hilarious thing to read though and will destroy his reputation regardless of the charges.
     
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    :lol: what a weirdo. At least it's not bad as going on a 2+ year binge, "187" gangsta style, drug dealing, shooting at, and murdering people. #patriotway :up:
     
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    If true, this is........disturbing. Dude must be the horniest man alive.

    "I'm not waiting. This is happening RIGHT NOW!!!"
     
  15. The Uniform Bomber

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    Carton was reading a report of this on the air, this morning, and he mentioned that there was also vasoline on the dash board or in the cup-holder or somewhere in sight.
     
  16. CJLang

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    He was aiming for the "Target"
     
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    It ain't easy being a warrior...
     
  18. KWJetsFan

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    Seriously?? WTF dude?
     
  19. The Uniform Bomber

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    wokka wokka
     
  20. KWJetsFan

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    :lol::breakdance::lol:
     

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