Eva breaks up with sanchez for ......

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  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    First, Mark Sanchez, QB of the greatest franchise in history of sports, DOES NOT have to chase skirts.

    The skirts chase HIM. This fugly bruette just happened to be a bit faster than Mark that night and smart enough to run at him from his blind side...he never saw it coming.

    Do you really think Mark WANTED to f**k an ugly bitch who probably looks like his mom did 10 yrs ago until 6am? Hell know!

    Next time he'll learn to slide in the pocket.

    YOU CAN'T GET 'SACKED' ON THAT PLAY!!!
     
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  2. Jake

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    ^LOL. Fair enough
     
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  3. NYJFan10

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    Probably Sanchez's worst judgement was fooling around with random women when he had Eva Longoria in his back pocket.
     
  4. CONN-JET.2.0.3.

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    yo. eva is fine as hell but she's 10 years older. Mark played this shit the right way. Have his way then on to the next. He has all the leverage in the situation.
    Look at what happened with Farve and Jen Sturgess (or w/e her name was) This situation is the exact opposite accept the dude is in control so of course he's gunna sleep around with eva fucking longoria.
    Yes Eva is some world class ass but it's a big world
     
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  5. nycztonee

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    By which absurd standard??

    Jets are not even the greatest franchise in their own AFC East Division. They're by far, not even the better franchise of New York. Certainly not in the AFC Conference and not the NFL league as a whole.

    You have the nerve to call Jets the best franchise in ALL HISTORY OF SPORTS???

    Don't even know where to start how retarded your comment is.
     
  6. #1 Jets Fan

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    Leave him alone he was out with Sanchez until 6am. Lol
     
  7. Barcs

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    The phins game says hello and suddenly your intentions become clear. This is nothing but a pitiful failed trolling attempt. The article says nothing like what you mentioned in the OP.

    Where does the article mention the breakup reason as "partying with a bunch of girls till 3 am"? Where does it mention an unattractive brunette? You get your news from random posters on message boards??? :lol: Who has the drinking problem? :rofl:

    Isn't fake news ban worthy? What a joke. Don't fucking slander our players. You sir, are a liar.
     
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  8. Barcs

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    And you don't know how badly you just got trolled! :beer:
     
  9. Diddy

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    Tony Parker says hi, he did the same thing, when he was married lol
     
  10. MurrellMartin

    MurrellMartin Well-Known Member

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    I'd be shocked if she weren't a HS'er, or has he hit the big leagues and moved up to the college ranks?
     
  11. Hobbes3259

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    Correct me if I'm wrong....did he not play his best game of the season Sunday?

    Can't blame Hills dropsies, or an OL that couldn't stop Ninkovich, or a coaching staff that brings in Tebow at the 18 on the QB.
     
  12. neid92

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    Hopefully it will work for Sanchez!:jets:
     
  13. BrowningNagle

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    eh - Longoria's both getting up there in age and in mileage. It was time to trade her in anyway.
     
  14. Justwinit

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    Too many late game drives (insertions) that ended in a fumble?
     
  15. wexy

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    the news screen in my office's elevator reports on nothing else but the break up.
    People are weeping in the elevators....
     
  16. Royal Tee

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    Actually she was a Rep. because she tried to fuck him in the ass when he wasn't looking.


     
  17. Jetsetter

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    Oh, NOOOO! What will happen now??? :breakdance:

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    Time runs out on Mark, Eva
    Last Updated: 10:34 AM, October 24, 2012
    Posted: 12:10 AM, October 24, 2012


    Actress Eva Longoria ended her romance with New York Jet Mark Sanchez last week, and the quarterback is devastated, sources tell Page Six.

    The 25-year-old NFL star has been telling friends that he and the “Desperate Housewives” star, 37, decided to end things before Sunday’s game, after four months of dating.

    One source told us, “Mark says he is really upset about the breakup with Eva. He is telling friends he tried everything he could to make her happy, and to make things work between them, but they live in very different worlds.”

    The source continued, “The problem was Mark is very focused on football, while Eva is a busy businesswoman. She lives in Los Angeles, is doing a lot of philanthropic and political work, and is developing a number of TV shows, including the NBC dating series ‘Ready for Love.’ ”

    The couple had been dating since the summer, and were first seen together in June, partying in the West Village. The Post spotted lovely Longoria hanging with Sanchez at an outdoor lunch near his home in Bedminster, NJ, in early September.

    Longoria then told her pal Mario Lopez on “Extra,” “We’re just happy dating.” But weeks later, she tried to temper things by telling Chelsea Handler that they had only been dating “for a second,” adding, “He’s great! [But] he’s focused right now on football.”

    Longoria, ex-wife of San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker, was absent at the Jets’ loss to the New England Patriots on Sunday, tweeting the Malibu sunset. Yesterday, she was campaigning for President Obama in Nevada.

    Our source added that Sanchez has been trying to get over the break with a series of nights out with friends. He was spotted out with pals at the Darby on Friday, and then on Monday had a low-key dinner with friends at Toy Restaurant. A spy said, “He was very shy, dressed down in a long-sleeve button-down and jeans.”

    A rep for Sanchez said last night, “It was really more about scheduling . . . they will remain close friends.” (*)

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/time_runs_out_on_mark_eva_AMdCi9GLCjTp2RPvNxjBhM#ixzz2AEE5erWL

    (*) BULL-SHIT!

    Mark is heartbroken. He may never complete a pass again! (Oh, wait...) Now we know WTF happened in OT in Foxboro. He was too devastated to pass down field!

    Hey Mark, don't worry...JLo is still out there! :)

    Can we list any other showbiz Latinas available for Mark?
     
  18. NJGREEN

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    Damn it, I was in a meeting this morning, son of a bitch I'm late to this thread!
     
  19. Levenhagen

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    wow...really?
     
  20. Royal Tee

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    Just the fact they put that as the big story and the Cop Killing as a side box shows how pathetic the post is.


     

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