Fist Pump - A Success Story

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I made it a point to visit some Dolphin forums this weekend to see what they were saying about the impending game, and unsurprisingly saw a number of threads dedicated to Tony Sparano's love of a 3 point score. Dolphins fans just hate Sparano for liking to put 3 points on the board when his offense doesn't get the job done with 7, and celebrating the 3 points with a fist pump. They mocked Tony Sparano with many different threads making fun of his celebration.

    The Jets just won with an unimpressive field goal after the Phins missed two of them. The Phins may have even outplayed the Jets today...

    So... Now... We get to see what happens when the Dolphins fans don't get that meager 3 points.

    Twice, even.

    Carpenter robbed the Phins of victory twice by not giving them that pathetic 3 points that they hate.


    FIST PUMP
     
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  2. JaxSuzy

    JaxSuzy Banned

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    I like the way you put that.
     
  3. BeastBeach

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    blech

    filler
     
  4. Reece

    Reece Banned

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    lol.. your pig face is wonderful.. but your analysis sucks... I'm sure around week 13 your posts will be hilarious...
     
  5. twown

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    For no good reason, I've been "charting" plays, in a way, so far this season. Nothing complex, just pushing a token one way for a positive play for the Jets and pushing it the other way for the opposition. Positive play is as follows:

    40% of needed yards on first down.
    50% of needed yards on second down.
    first down or points scored on third/fourth down.
    any kick awarded points
    40+ net on punts.
    25 yard line+ on KO returns.

    Jets were +15 against Buffalo.
    Jets were -11 against Pitt.
    Jets were -13 against Miami.
     
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    Superbowl, baby!
     
  7. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    Laces out! Laces out!
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Suck me, loser.

    FIST PUMP
     
  9. b.reyes16

    b.reyes16 Well-Known Member

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    Ya sarcastic prick, lol
     
  10. HarmCityJet

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    Those style points we didn't get this win will really hurt us in the long run.
     
  11. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Funny cause your posting sucks in week 3 and will most likely continue to suck in week 13.

    DIYF. Please and thank you.
     
  12. JaxSuzy

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    I love that! Laces out!
     
  13. Nilton

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    The irony of defeat......
     
  14. WW85

    WW85 MOCKERATOR
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    Let's play nice... no more personal shit and name calling.
     
  15. Reece

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    A man sucking another man.. ummm...No thanks
    Cool

    I'm use to it.. if you don't go with the flow here, you get called names and belittled... I won't partake in it though in fear of getting banned...
     
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    Bill Belichdouche Well-Known Member

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  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That is no way to say goodbye.
     

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