Patriots losing control of their locker room!

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  1. Barcs

    Barcs Banned

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    Haha, I had to give it a darksider title.

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...s-run-after-fights?module=HP11_headline_stack

    If this were the Jets, it would be topping all headlines and Rex would be further demonized and 40% of Jets fans would be calling for his head. But it's the Patriots so this kind of thing happens. Too funny.

    It's coming!!!
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    Here's a funny side note as well. Hernandez hurt his elbow and Belicheat kissed it to make it better. If that don't beat all! No big deal right? But Rex talks about his wife's feet and all hell breaks loose.
     
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  2. PatPatriot

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    Fights in camp happen with every team and are part of training camp. There's nothing to see here.
     
  3. Axel3419

    Axel3419 Well-Known Member

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    Except when it happens at the Jets training camp.

    If this were a Jets story, it would be all over ESPN and Rex would be, once again, criticized for not keeping hold of his locker room.
     
  4. CJLang

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    It wouldn't be news if it happened at Jets training camp either.

    It's just another excuse for whining about how the Jets are treated so poorly by that mean old media.
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    When you root for the Patriots, do you actually feel like an asshole? I mean with corn and hemhorroids coming out of your mouth and stuff.
     
  6. PatPatriot

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    I feel pretty good actually. Since the Krafts took over, it's one of the model franchises in sports. When I go to Gillette I look at the various Super Bowl banners.

    When you go to Giants(sorry I mean MetLife) Stadium, do the many Giant banners get in the way of the 1 Jet banner?
     
  7. CJLang

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    No, I actually feel pretty good. Lots of fiber in the diet.

    I know what it's like for my team to be virtually irrelevent. With the exception on one good year in the 70's, one in the 80's, and one in the 90's the Pats were like the Jags as far as on the NFL map.

    I know what it's like to only read about my team in the national rags when irving fryar's wife stabs him or tony collins goes on an extended coke bender.

    At least the media talks about the Jets! If they ignored them some folks on here like the op of this thread would whine about nobody paying any attention to the Jets.
     
  8. dcm1602

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    As classy as they come

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  9. displacedfan

    displacedfan Well-Known Member

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    Don't forgot your 16-0 sign too!

    And come on, the Giants joke is now a couple years old as the stadium is now referenced as the New Meadowlands or Metlife stadium. You need to update your Jets jokes. There is some great new material that you are missing on.

    The one banner is good but banners make more sense for indoor stadiums. I would sign signs or pennants or something like that.

    I give you routine a B-. Some solid jokes, but old ones that have been heard many times. The originality and execution were lacking and you didn't stick the landing. (Can you tell I've been watching the Olympics?)
     
  10. strngplyr

    strngplyr Well-Known Member

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    I just summed up every anti-Patriots joke.
     
  11. dcm1602

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    Yup its only spygate and cheating nothing else

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  14. Axel3419

    Axel3419 Well-Known Member

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    Except, you're wrong. The Jets beat reporters can literally make anything into news. And they do it every day. Follow Cimini if you don't believe me.
     
  15. displacedfan

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    You missed gronk intelligence, brady questionable attire, Brady's questionable pictures,you have giselle prayer letter and screaming at fans. There are so many more. Oh Brady cut his hair so that takes away the funniest stuff where he had to flip his hair to continue arguing lol.

    If you have a joke from a jets fan you want me to judge Id be willing to you.
     
  16. ace_o_spades

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    Those aren't jokes, son. Its reality.
     
  17. ConcordeChops

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    Tom Brady IS a locker room cancer.
     
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  19. Barcs

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    Belicheat loves his tight ends.
     
  20. joolander

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    do we have a specific thread for patriot memes? if we did, i could laugh at those all day
     

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