Official Circus Press Conference 3/26

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by milo, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. deerow84

    deerow84 Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough, I guess it's just the standard stuff. They should have dimmed the lights, blasted The Final Countdown and then had him backlit while Tebowing then jump up with simultaneous fireworks displays go off.

    Or something.

    Is he going to put on a Jets jersey? I have the video and he's just wearing a suit with green tie (nice touch).
     
  2. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    No pressure~~~~~~~!!!
     
  3. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    Baby stays a virgin for one more evening!
     
  4. CurbYourEnthusiasm

    CurbYourEnthusiasm Well-Known Member

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    I feel the same way. I want to hate him so bad cause I hate the trade, but I just can't root against a Jet unless he dogs it on the field or does stupid shit off it. I'll be rooting for this kid 100%.
     
  5. HOI

    HOI Active Member

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    :rofl: touche
     
  6. steves850

    steves850 Active Member

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    I think everyone wants their daughter to bring home a guy who is afraid of the pussy... good call.
     
  7. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    Oh god....now he's getting used by Rex.
     
  8. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Anyone starting to think Tebow is the Anti-Christ?
     
  9. HOI

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    How great would it be if at the end he just says "OK...thanks alot cock suckers!"
     
  10. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    What if the whole Jets organization is actually the anti-christ and Tebow is like the energy orb in the center that begins the doomsday countdown when he dons his jersey for the first time.

    Obviously the world explodes with 1 second on the clock with us leading by 9 points in the Super Bowl.
     
  11. displacedfan

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    I want him to end with, "Lets go eat a god damn snack."
     
  12. buddapaw

    buddapaw Well-Known Member

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    Easy, he led the league in three and outs last season but magically per Mike T he's going to fix our offensive problems.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    All kidding aside, I love everything that comes out of this guy's mouth, and I must note a big No Homo on that one. He may be the most sincere player I have ever heard. He is speaking the truth about how he thinks he'll be used and has no problem with it. Ultimate competitor.
     
  14. steves850

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    It'll be more like "Gee guys, how about we go eat some healthy celery!"
     
  15. CurbYourEnthusiasm

    CurbYourEnthusiasm Well-Known Member

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    Right, but in Denver he was THE guy. Here, he is just a complement to THE guy (Sanchez). Unless Sanchez shits the bed, then we're effed regardless.
     
  16. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    "amen"....

    Can we all take a moment to say grace or something?
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    OMG HE EVEN ADDRESSED TEBOWING!!!i!
     
  18. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    Silence. Resume queer jokes.
     
  19. JetsNation

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    I'm sorry but he is the future starting quarterback of the Jets, his skillls will improve in the net 2 years that we are tied to Mark and then BOOM Tebow takes over
     
  20. buddapaw

    buddapaw Well-Known Member

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    I think that the "Mark and I have a great relationship" is a company line. Seems concocted
     

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