The Phins Fans are having a good laugh at our expense...

You should probably be a Dolphins fan. Seems like you fit right in.

 

Yeah its a great idea to listen to people from fucking Florida . Good Luck with that.

 

While they are laughing so hard you should remind them that it was their shitboat team that hired him to be head coach for 3 years.

 

That means this was a great signing. Yes!

 

They are sitting there, laughing at other people in their orange and teal Dolphins gear.

 

It would be in keeping with the overall despair and downtrodden nature of being a Dolphin fan for Sparano to come here and have great success!

 

Oooo no, people clad in teal and orange are laughing at us! Jeethus.

 

I've read reports that he's even more conservative than Schotty. Get ready for some 3rd and 15 draw plays this season.

 

I don't get why they are lauging. He was their head coach. He is our offensive coordinator. The two have almost nothing in common. How do the Texans fans feel about Wade Phillips right now? I'm sure they totally give a shit about how he did as Cowboys coach and what Cowboys fans said about him when he came to the Texans.

Grow up. If you love to hate the team so much, go be a fan of another team.

 

Parcells liked him enough to make him a head coach. Like the avg PhinPhag knows more than the Tuna.

 

I wonder how much they'll be laughing when they get swept next season? The Jets basically just bought themselves an advanced scouting report on every player they have on their roster.

 

They generally don't understand much about football.

 

Is orange and teal a euphemism for kneel and bob?

 

ICP forevah!

Helsinki, Sweden, hah, just caught that

 

I'm fine with a draw on 3rd and 15. Chances of a first down are slim at best and there is a good chance of a TO. Run the ball, punt, and play good defense.

 

Wade Phillips was a highly sought and proven top 5 def coord. but shitty head coach.

 

Oh how soon we forget the Paul Hackett days. In all seriousness though, I hope the FO knows what they are doing. If Miami fans are this excited that their HC coach went to a division rival, its far from a glowing endorsement. I think Sparano has done some good things in Miami and helped otherwise utterly useless trash like Chad Henne and Matt Moore become decent players and helped rejuvenated the career of Reggie Bush. Keep in mind, though, that Miami had a monster o-line, which we won't have, and even then, Miami hasn't really been an offensive powerhouse under him.