1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

Discussion in 'Jets Experience' started by KOZ, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    the maple martinis (Johnny English's shots) were awesome. I was breathing a little fire afterwards.
     
  2. Scikotic

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    I was just busting your balls about drinking a beer that was lighter in "color" than Guinness. But you do know that Guinness is 4% alcohol, right?
     
  3. Scikotic

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    those tasted like juice, but definitely were potent.
     
  4. MBGreen

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    the shots of scotch Soss was passing around were pretty potent too. Apparently, you were supposed to sip it, I chugged it back. It was the equivalent to "lighting myself on fire".
     
  5. Scikotic

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    Please tell me you're kidding. You speak of hard alcohol as if you had not had any before. It wasn't a shitty shot, it was goddamn JW Blue.
     
  6. Johnny English

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    I did the same. Like I said earlier in the thread, shouldn't waste the good stuff on ignorami.
     
  7. guinness77

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    Scik...the Foreign Extra Stout is 7.5, It's getting a little colder and danker out gotta drink something with a punch.
     
  8. Hobbes3259

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    It's all good. It was great to finally meet you and your friends!
     
  9. guinness77

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    Ah....it was Soss. I was talking to Tee at the time, so I thought it might have been him with the blue. I found out modding is a young man's game this weekend. . Well....for the most part. hahahah
     
  10. MBGreen

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    Who said it was a shitty shot?

    I don't drink as much as I used to....my aspirations to become a superstar alcoholic were replaced with the drive to make money.
     
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    Glad to see you well and posting again. I guess that decision to pamper Fido was a great one now that you're taking full advantage of having internet in the doghouse.
     
  12. Miamipuck

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    I am definitely going to order some of that frog maple whiskey that shit was the bomb.
     
  13. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Hobbes, nice to have you back and thanks for being such a good sport about it.
     
  14. Miamipuck

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    They teach brown nosing courses in law school?
     
  15. Johnny English

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    It's called Sortilège. I had to drive to Quebec to get it, but Ontario has stupid archaic liquor controls that mean there's all sorts of things we can't get. It was roughly a 1/1 mix with an Ontario vodka.
     
  16. Miamipuck

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    Hey bro yeah I just googled maple whiskey and found a couple of places that sell it. Then I realized that maybe I shouldn't do that and keep it as Johnny English's special tailgate mix.......decisions decisions.....
     
  17. Johnny English

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    I wouldn't worry about that, I can create new shooters for each tailgate. I'd be more concerned about you getting hooked on drinking maple whiskey, which could lead to a) you becoming a fat useless alcoholic and b) people thinking you're Canadian.
     
  18. Scikotic

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    JW went down smooth, like water. It was anything but fire...

    Wait, are you meaning to tell me that I can't have both money and an alcoholic lifestyle?
     
  19. jonnyd

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    That shit was pretty good JE. No doubt.

    Getting back to these JW shots and JD and all the scotches and shit...shots blah blah.

    I have to call retard on this one. NNow as Ive made pretty clear, Im no tailgate expert. Not by a long shot.

    But taking shots of whiskey at a football game seems the wrong way to go. Outside drinking before an event that you actually have interest in, is strictly beer time guys.

    Shots and fine spirits are reserved for Pubs and saloons...weddings perhaps, but certainly
    should be consumed indoors. Its just the way it is.
     
  20. Scikotic

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    Nonsense. Shots are appropriate at all events. Tailgates, night at the bars, church, daughters sweet 16, monday morning before work.....

    Jonnyd, you got your priorities all out of whack.
     

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