Things were looking up Thirty-seven to sixteen Cut everyone now Jets down by two scores Time for fourth quarter comeback Fuck you, Ninkovich.
There once was a QB from USC Whose coach has been prone to hyperbole Some fans wants the QB sent packing Others think he has a OC that is lacking Before we judge, let's at least wait to the end of year three
The scene was all set for a statement To smash the Pats into the pavement But soon after the start It all fell apart And the Jets got ass raped by some gay men.
There was a frustrating Jets team coached by a Ryan We all spent a lot of money to see a lame team that wasn't even trying That game totally fucking blew But at least I got to tailgate with the faggot TGG crew.
McKnight is a stud fielding kicks With moves both explosive and slick But returning a punt He turns into a cunt And chokes on a big bag of dicks.
There once was an OC named Schotty Whose play-calling was a bit spotty Runs with eight in the box With a line missing blocks Is he stupid or is he just dotty?
Perfect blocking, and LT is free A long run into the end zone, Jets fans yell with glee We won the game This team's destined for fame Oh wait, a Matthew Mulligan Penalty
