Patriots Edelman Arrested for Assault/Battery of Woman

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  1. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing he gave her a credit card swipe.
     
  2. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Enjoy your AIDS.....

     
  3. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    From Rotoworld,

    Patriots WR/KR Julian Edelman will be arraigned on charges of indecent assault and battery in Boston Municipal Court Tuesday.

    Per the Boston Herald, Edelman allegedly "reached under" a woman's party costume and grabbed her between the legs while on the dance floor. The incident occurred in a Copley Square bar. Edelman has appeared in four games this season, catching three passes and serving as the Pats' primary return man when active. He was a healthy scratch in Week 8.
     
  4. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    I highly doubt anything will come of this.


    They were at a bar on Halloween, the girl was probably dressed scandalously and also intoxicated.

    The defense attorney will shred their case apart.
     
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  5. HOI

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    True...all girls who dress slutty and drink on Halloween should just expect to have a random guy grab their box.


    I think I saw that on the Peoples court once.
     
  6. GQMartin

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    Of course.


    I'm just saying the defense attorney has ample ammunition.
     
  7. Coach K

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    Ftw

    Underskirtmuffhandfiller
     
  8. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Not that it's right for that to have happened, if it did, but it has no legs in court and will end up being dropped.

    He said she said with a decent defense attorney gets killed anyway, add in slutty Halloween costume in a bar and it's a no brainer.
     
  9. HOI

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    agreed...however shit like this with professional athletes never usually makes it that far. Theres usually just a payout of some kind.
     
  10. Coach K

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    That's an expensive cooch rub
     
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  12. Jetaho

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    Maybe he is a really bad drunk dancer and was swinging his arms around with his thumbs up while she was dancing in a slutty outfit and happened to bend over right when he raised his thumb up? Thunk. Your Honor, I submit that this sort of misunderstanding could happen to any one of us as we are all white and extremely awkward on the dance floor.
     
  13. JfaulkNYJ

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    ill be honest here.

    he probably was wasted drunk, grabbed a girls ass, or something.


    but i'm going to troll, and say he is a scumbag filthy bastard who should go to jail for 10 years.
     
  14. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    His parents told him to find a new jewish girl
     
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    WWBD?

    What would Brady do?
     
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    Clearly he was Tebowing and his prayer hand accidentally grazed cooter.
     
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    He was dressed as a "Reno 911" cop
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    martha kraft is rolling over in her grave
     
  19. Rex's Sweater Vest

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    The thread on Edelman's arrest at patsfans.com is hilarious, some of their posters are coming out as professed ass grabbers in defense of Edelman. These commentary on the frequency and acceptability of assgrabbing is priceless!

     
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  20. Dierking

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    The Jewish guys normally don't go for the drunken dance floor grope move in my experience.
     

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