Well, I push the scales at 450, have carpal tunnel syndrome, no legs, and prohibitive psoriasis which causes me to look like some sort of Reptilian. The psoriasis came first, which led to a lack of employment aside from a job which I could work from home. The depression at being a shut in led to frequent masturbation, causing the carpal tunnel, and compulsive eating, which led to the massive weight gain and eventual loss of legs. The loss actually dropped me from 450 to 300 lbs, but I regained the extra 150 lbs in the form of large sacks of fat which now hang where my legs used to exist. I lost that job when I had a nervous breakdown and sent a picture of myself to my office-located co-workers on Halloween. Unfortunately, I had settled that year on a Jabba the Hut costume. I felt it was understood by all that Jabba never wore pants, but my company thought otherwise. As such, I now exist as both unemployed AND disabled. I tell you this so you won't count me twice. Now if you'll excuse me, typing long paragraphs with my dictation device leaves me quite winded.
Hahaaaaa As I'm kinda new, been hoping to find a nice sig. This is it..... But is it too wordy? Do sigs have a text limit?
I wanted to talk serious football but this thread got way out of whack! Lets GO JETS. With the Ravens loss we are in. Ravens will collapse
Drumroll please. Its post number 100 for me. LETS GO JETS. are you guys going nuts on our bye week. FOCUS MEN. I have got a feeling the JETS Are going to the SUPER BOWL. AFC is weak this year. Rivers is not himself or has regressed. Flacco is bad this year. No Peyton and we own the PATS come playoff time.
What about how rediculous the Texans offense has came on since Foster has been back and thats a few games WITHOUT Andre Johnson. Don't count out the Steelers either. Also Buffalo will be a spoiler come playoff time, i bet on it.
This thread is completely derailed now. Sari, if you can't tell why people are all over you, you will never know... _____________________________- For the thread's sake, here's who makes the playoffs AFC-E - New England AFC-N - Baltimore AFC-S - Tennessee AFC-W - San Diego Wild Card: NYJ Wild Card: Pittsburgh Round 1: Pitt @ Tennessee NYJ @ San Diego Round 2: Pitt @ NE NYJ @ Balt AFC-Champ: Pitt @ NYJ - redemption ______________________________________________________- I also feel like the Jets, if they can really heat up and win, are in a good position to take the division lead.
The only spoiler about the Bills is in four weeks from now they will irrelevant again and you still haven't shoved your head up a cow's ass.
young man, young man your arms are too short to box with me. Call us irrelevant all you want....But fact is we are in YOUR teams way of getting to the playoffs. :grin:
