2011 Fatcesa thread (Jets related only) - Revis owns fatty on 10/21/2011

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  1. JetFanInMD

    JetFanInMD New Member

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    Call it JetLife stadium once you get past the screener, but first set up the recorder.
     
    #761 JetFanInMD, Sep 12, 2011
  2. LoyalJetsFan

    LoyalJetsFan New Member

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    Actually he picked the Jets to cover at -4.

    But the way fatty keeps score -3 or -4 is really the same thing. So he wins!
     
    #762 LoyalJetsFan, Sep 12, 2011
  3. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    Call it JetLife Stadium.
     
    #763 TheBlairThomasFumble, Sep 12, 2011
  4. LoyalJetsFan

    LoyalJetsFan New Member

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    Now whattaya doin dat fawr?! you tink dats gonna make it on da ayer?!

    ya waited awn hold for an ow-wa to say JetLife Stadium?! YA LAWST!
     
    #764 LoyalJetsFan, Sep 12, 2011
  5. RunLeonRun

    RunLeonRun Active Member

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    It's the Tank rounding system. If he wants to make a guy sound good...

    Brandon Inge is battin 250 with 20 HOMah'z and 70 RBI's
    (Inge's real stats .239 16 HR's 63 RBI's)

    If he hated Brandon Inge his stats would be

    He's hitting .220! 15 HOMIZZ, 50 RBI's!!! Atrocious!!!

    Because he likes the guy there's a 30 pt diff in BA, gets credit for 5 more homers and 20 more RBI's
     
    #765 RunLeonRun, Sep 12, 2011
  6. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    He's going to be in a sour mood. His beloved G-men looked lawst yesterday. Classy Tommy C. - you know, the guy who humiliates his punter after his special teams gets abused against Philly last year -- looked like a tool yesterday with his red face and hands on his hips. The Jets get the big stage for 9/11 and come back and win in electric fashion against the Cowboys.

    Possible topics:

    - Plax is dirty for hitting Jenkins so hard
    - Jets gawt lucky. [Replay the monologues for the Browns, Lions, Texans games from last year]
    -Dez Bryant is awwl woorrld. Jets got lucky when he got hurt.
     
    #766 TheBlairThomasFumble, Sep 12, 2011
  7. TommyJ

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    what's up BTF!! don't worry, he'll dig up anything and everything he can all day to down play an incredible win that they never once quit in.
     
    #767 TommyJ, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Antoni

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    There is going to be at least one case when someone calls in to argue with Tank about this. You already know what's coming. Hey lemme ask you something, let me ask you just one question! If Romo doesn't cough duh bawwlll up at da goal line do da Jets still win? Answer duh question!! Then the guy usually says who knows you never know. Ahhh yer outta yer mind, dat's ridiculous!
     
    #768 Antoni, Sep 12, 2011
  9. The Mak

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    If fatty doens't mention the phrase "AWLLL WORRRRLD" when talking about Dez, I'm demanding my money back.
     
    #769 The Mak, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Italian Seafood

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    Someone should mention the Jets being the highest-rated Sunday night game in history, that'll tweak him. Mike loves to talk ratings, probably not today though. Only our 3rd appearance ever on SNF, too.
     
    #770 Italian Seafood, Sep 12, 2011
  11. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    here we go!!!!!
     
    #771 greenbeanz, Sep 12, 2011
  12. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    aaannnnndddd hes bashing us
     
    #772 greenbeanz, Sep 12, 2011
  13. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    Bashing the Jets for winning. Shocker.
     
    #773 The Uniform Bomber, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    fuck him, his show is barely relevant anymore.
     
    #774 Hemi, Sep 12, 2011
  15. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    yeah but as true jet fans we have to complain about it. its in the code
     
    #775 greenbeanz, Sep 12, 2011
  16. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    The Jets had no answer for Dez Bryant and are fortunate he got hurt.
     
    #776 The Uniform Bomber, Sep 12, 2011
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    Assuming after blocked punt Jets would not have scored in red zone...Unreal
     
    #777 wa2k99, Sep 12, 2011
  18. greenbeanz

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    he is bashing revis for not returning the int farther. this is incredible. if i wasnt at work and didnt lose my voice last night i would be on the phone calling him out. someone has to get at him
     
    #778 greenbeanz, Sep 12, 2011
  19. Italian Seafood

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    Westhoff "best coach on either sideline"--thinly veiled shot at Rex.
     
    #779 Italian Seafood, Sep 12, 2011
  20. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    to be fair he said we was surprised he didn't take it back further... wasn't really a bash of Revis
     
    #780 ollie, Sep 12, 2011
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