Sanchez is actually a robot that Schotty controls from the sideline with a controller. Therefore its Schotty's fault that Sanchez can't throw accurately tonight and the WRs can't seem to get open.
If the problem is that Sanchez can't get his timing down with his top receivers, the solution is not to pull him off the field for Greg fucking McElroy.
Yup, not like Sanchez has started regular seasons looking this awful, right? He looked stellar at Baltimore...