Sanchez Sex w/17 year old? (17 is legal)

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  1. RPOZ51

    RPOZ51 Well-Known Member

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    She definitely has what we used to call Porker Potential.
     
  2. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    Agreed. :drunk::drunk::drunk:
     
  3. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    thats the problem.jeter already nailed all the top quality in the tri state area.sanchez was just forced to go down to get the upcoming class a little earlier then most would approve of.
     
  4. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Can we all agree that this story was garbage, completely a waste of everyone's time, and did nothing more than scar some immature girl for life?

    A couple of things. First, does anyone believe that some dude - out of the blue - emails this chick weeks ago, says he's from Deadspin, and then it turns out, according to AJ the Douche, that this emailer wasn't from Deadspin? No fucking way. Deadspin baited this girl into coming to them out of panic after she got that first email.

    Second, at least the Rex feet story had some substance. There's nothing to this, and BTW, I don't agree for a second that she told him how old she was before he tapped that azz. Think about it - she was almost certainly harboring delusions that she could bang Sanchez, they would fall in love, etc. This is the way a girl her age would think; she isn't looking for a one night stand with a Jets QB.

    Does anyone here really think that she would straight up tell him she was 17 and blow her chance at a fairy tale life when the odds are that lots of guys would walk the other way?

    No fucking way. Funny how the douche who runs deadspin is like Woodward and Bernstein when it comes to things that will help drive his web traffic but completely willing to accept implausibilities when it comes to something that will undermine his story.
     
  5. James Calvin

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    That's spelled p-r-e-g-n-a-n-t.
     
  6. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Aww fuck, that girl is nasty.


    I think Holmes was blowing smoke up his ass, literally.
     
  7. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    Funny ... I've been saying that Sanchez reminds me of Jeter the way he steps up his play in the postseason ... but GOOD GOD!! ... Come'on Mark --- you need to step it up bigtime OFF the field.

    I'm no male model or superstar athlete, and I seriously would not look twice at this girl. What are you doing man??? There are so many smokin' hot girls out there you can have ... when you compare them to this girl, you can't even tell they're the same sex!

    Seriously ... what are you doing? Where's your confidence?
    This is alarming.
     
  9. PatsFan2003

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    I don't know. I don't think too many males would be ashamed to be scooping up some of his cast-offs.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/193260-athlete-dating-resumes-derek-jeter

    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/sports/The_Many_Girlfriends_of_Derek_Jeter.html

    So who is Sanchez trying to be like here? Jeter or Woody Allen?
     
  10. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    While true, they probably take a bit more effort than the slutty 17 year old hanging out at an 18+ bar. And maybe she did something real well in the sack to get the callbacks ...
     
  11. jcluttrell

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    I love the pics of little Nacho wearing the Jets jersey and helmet!
     
  12. Johnny English

    Johnny English Well-Known Member

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    Did you read the story? Her dad's got more money than God. I don't think she needs to worry about having a chance at a fairytale life, this isn't some gold-digging skank from the projects we're talking about.
     
  13. VictoriousSecret

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    i don't think ive ever directly stated this but i love that you guys call him nacho. i giggle to myself every time i think about it. i also now imagine rex calling him nacho when he speaks to him. great job whoever came up with it!
     
  14. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Bart Scott did, it went public on Hard Knocks.
     
  15. VictoriousSecret

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    lol, so this is what i get for not paying for hbo.
     
  16. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    "Nachos aren't even real mexican food."
     
  17. GordonGecko

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    Now we know why Holmes was annoyed, Sanchez only hits 17
     
  18. mute

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    #438 mute, Feb 9, 2011
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  19. Coach K

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    lol missed out on this Holmes give him some shit for this?
     
  20. If this was Big Ben, Deadspin would have cried for everyone to leave the poor guy alone.
     

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