Sanchez Sex w/17 year old? (17 is legal)

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  1. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Another theory- this was a 21+ club. 18+ clubs usually suck ass. So she has a 21 ID and she was let in. No wonder he didn't ask any questions. I guarantee you he was like "oh fuck fuck fuck" when the real age was revealed.

    But lucky for him she's legal.


    Non story
     
  2. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    Your just imagining what would happen with wishful thinking. Its a nonstory because shes legal but there was links to her facebook statuses saying Mark Sanchez texted her. He probably knew her age and didnt care. I know girls in South Jersey around where Mark lives and they all have stories about him chasing girls. The guy is a ladies man and we will probably be hearing stories like this pretty often.
     
  3. desert swordz

    desert swordz Totally Addicted

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    Fuckin fuck yo fuck yo how dare this young rich good looking personable franchise NFL QB go around chasing fucking girls, the audacity of this nigga pisses me the fuck off.

    The NY media won't help either. I don't wanna hear stories about him having relationships with girls, I don't. Sell/trade/cut.
     
  4. pats-hater

    pats-hater Active Member

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    Yup. This will be a distraction during the off season.

    Way to go Mark.
     
  5. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    God damnit. Now Tannenbaum can't draft any 17 year old girls in April. He's gonna be pissed at Sanchez for limiting us like this.

    I really wanted Christine Rogers out of Quinnipiac with our first pick too.
     
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  6. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Cut this beast!
     
  7. ToonWalker

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    sidenote: Lol at goatse Kermit.
     
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    You listed a negative.

    If you look on the good side that means no more Gholston's or Rhodes'.
     
  9. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    it might get worst if one digs up his incident when he was in college. But my gut feeling is that the NY media wont put much into it, similar to the Rex Ryan foot fetish. The chicken head was legal and the only one that might get in trouble is the club owner.

    Its kinda funny that she might have been the one to contact Deadspin thinking what Mark did was illegal and looking for a pay day, until she read the law, noticed its a non issue, then backed down :lol:
     
  10. Wile E. Coyote

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    You guys really think a 24-yr old franchise QB going after girls not even out of high school is a good thing? Putting your own horniness aside, do you really want to give him props or silently think "goddamnit, why did you have to even go there?"
     
  11. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Don't be mad because he doesn't fuck little boys while wearing his uggs.

    Try reading the story before making a smug comment.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    He should have fucked her in the ass.
     
  13. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    I heard he did.
     
  14. PatsFan2003

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    It will only take one of these 17 years old (legal or not) to claim that he forced her to have sex ala Ben (true or not) to cause Sanchez some big problems.
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yes, and it will only take one crazed rival fan to shoot Tom Brady in the face with a .45 caliber handgun. This would also cause some big problems.
     
  16. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    fixed your post
     
  17. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    That's true for women of any age.
     
  18. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    It will only take one rogue space meteorite (large or not) to collide with the earth ala Armageddon (fiction or not) to cause some big problems.
     
  19. TommyGreen

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    It will only take one nuclear warhead to decimate the entire town of Foxborough. That would definitely cause the Patriots big problems.
     
  20. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    It will only take one of these 17 years old (legal or not) to be herpes infested ala Ron Mexico (true or not) to cause Sanchez some big problems.
     

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