Mike Francesa gets frustrated while reading a few lines from The Big Lebowski- Walta Sobchak: He lives in Nauth Hollywood on Radfid, neah da In-and-Out Burga. Da Dude: Da In-and-Out Burga is on Camrose. Walta Sobchak: Neah da In-and-Out Burga. Donny: Dose ahh good burgas, Walta. Walta Sobchak: Shut da fuck up, Donny. Dat's enough. I can't take anymaw of dis nonsense. Mink, what is dis? Are ya outta ya mind askin' me to read dis babble? It had cursin' in dare. I don't undastand all da burga tawk, eitha.
Sportsdouche also thinks da pats have a RB by the name of Ellis Green, and the greatest pitcuh of awl time is Sandy Kovacks. And dat point gawd on Tennessee State looks like a good liddel playuh. He's got an idea out dere.
Blair, need some laughs tonite to relax before the big game....can you give us another Mike spiel ending in "back afta dis...." THOSE ARE HILLARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would love to hear that. Was thinking of making a Francesser soundboard as well but don't have the time right now.
Dis is Mike Francesa live from Massapequa on da YES Network on ah wild divisional playoff weekend. I'm callin' from home, wit my wife Roe by my side, after watchin' dis Alanter team just play a disasterous first half against da Packis. Now, we'll get to talkin' about dis Arron Rogis lata in da show. Dis kid is playin' outta of his mind right now. But befaw we talk about dis awwl world Rogers, I wanna talk about Matty Ice. I coulnd't help but tink of what Eli put up wit dis yeer wit his recevahs droppin' balls, tippin' balls, givin' Eli no help afta watchin' da Falcons recivahs do da same ta Matty Ice. Listenahs of da show, you know I've been high on dis kid faw yeahs, and tonite in da first half ya saw what happens when da QB gets no help from his recevahs. Dese Falcon recievahs evah heah about comin back to da ball when da quataback is in troble? And dis numba 12 in da endzone, he's lookin like he's playin on ice not turf da way he slid. DAT WAS ATROCIOUS! Doez picks were awl on da recivahs, not on Matty Ice. And faw you Jet fans who've been cawwlin me sayin' dat Sanchez is bettah dan Matty Ice, ya lawst. Dis kid gawt tha things dat Mistah Califanya cool Sanchez doesn't have - he's got da accuracy and da leadship skills. Afta a pick Sanchez gets what Bill, when we used ta have coffee at da Freepawt dinah, used ta call da Brook Trout Face - dat big frown on his mug. Incidentally, when Bill would say trout face dat would always get Chalie, Roman, and Bill B. laffin around da table at Pahcells sense of humah. Mink will back me up about dat. Now back to dis Matty Ice. Unlike Sanchez, Matty Ice stays positive and has shawt memory. He doesn't pout like Sanchez. And fah Florham Park, faw you Jet fans, dere's not a QUESTION who's got da accuracy. Sanchez trows dat ball around like he's playin' on da beach wit a couple of swimsuit models and his surfing buddies. It's high, it's low, it's all ovah da place. I counted at least fawh picks dat Sanchez shudda had last week. Da lucky stahs shure were shinin' down on Sanchez in Indy, dat's faw certin. Heah's da bottom line Jet fans. If I'm startin' a franchise tahmarrah, I'm takin' Matty Ice, and a different crew of recievahs den dat ATROCIOUS group dey got in Atlanter right now. He's on DA MOON compahed ta Sanchez! Back afta dis.
Mike is going to slob Aaron Rodgers to no end on Monday. He deserves the plaudits, but Mike will go the extra mile.
