Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. MBGreen

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    in before the lock.
     
  2. Chrisp22

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    No lock is needed. This house of worship can withstand some naysayers until Revis rises on a Sunday.

    Naysayers be forewarned, your words will be etched in this thread only to be resurrected when Revis returns.
     
  3. AbdulSalam

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    Its pretty funny to see that there are still worshippers after the selfish and egotistical actions of Revis. He is that antithesis of a player that is willing to sacrifice for the good of his team. He refuses to become a multi, multi, multi millionaire for the good of his team.
     
  4. MBGreen

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    take your blasphemy elsewhere, unworthy peasant.
     
  5. BadgerOnLSD

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    Lock it up, mods.
     
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    Yeah there's too much fuckery going on with the thread right now.

    Second coming when Revis signs his new contract.
     
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    Trolls dwell in Hell with Satan.
     
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    Will this turn into a Revis Memorial thread if things don't turn out bright and shiney?
     
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    He's signing. Praise be.
     
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    9/6/10 - Revis Christ rises from Florida to once again be the savior of the New York Jets. Multiple prophets agree to the signing.
     
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    Fuck you dumbass, he lives!
     
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    Praise be, revis christ
     
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    Praise be!
     
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    I'm now at 16 minutes straight of a constant stream of jizz
     
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    The cornerback said to him, "Tannenbaum, I have sinned against the Jets and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your cornerback."

    But the GM said to his servants, "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate. For this cornerback of mine was dead and is alive again; he held out and is back." So they began to celebrate.

    Meanwhile, Drew Coleman was on the field. When he came near the building, he heard music and dancing. So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. "Your teammate has come," he replied, "and your GM has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound."

    The 5th-string cornerback became angry and refused to go in. So Tannenbaum went out and pleaded with him. But he answered his GM, "Look! All these years I've been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this cornerback of yours who has squandered your property with Geiger comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!"

    "My 5th-string cornerback," the GM said, "you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was holding out and is back again; he was lost and is found."
     
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    Jusr curious, will you use the minty Listerine or the original after you're deep throating Revis by week 3? Just want to shop ahead for ya.
     
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    All you sinners - repent, dammit!!



    edit: ^ pretend that's in all caps
     
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    And all of Brother Cromarties children say:

    Amen.
     
  20. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    All hail revis christ!!!!!!!

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