The Darrelle Revis No Longer Holding Out Thread

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  1. jetsons

    jetsons Well-Known Member

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    I'll start 100,000 to 1
     
  2. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    "Revis Christ" is gayer and blasphemous
     
  3. Gator

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    Revis Christ forgives you for that.
     
  4. bojanglesman

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    JFaulk will never live that down...:rofl:
     
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    624 Banned

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    Can you post a list of every gay nickname made within the past 40 years?
     
  6. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    He kinda ruined his chance at living that down when he posted that he was gonna be on on like 3 different occasions haha
     
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    If you think that name is well thought out, you might find my sister's class enlightening. She teaches severely handicapped autistic kids.
     
  8. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    If that were the case it wouldn't have lasted this long.

    Mevis goes away after he signs.

    You disagree. Okay, fantastic, but since your alone in your opinion, enjoy being on Cakes Island.
     
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    I'd be careful. I think The Sopranos destroyed the name Cakes forever.
     
  10. 624

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    I think that's a gay nickname.
     
  11. 85inthehall

    85inthehall Well-Known Member

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    conversation probably went something like this:
    Rex:Hey Revis you fucker!
    Revis: Umm hey coach what are you doing in Florida?
    Rex: Came down because i like swamp ass and you can't get could swamp ass in 70 degree weather in New Jersey.
    Revis: Really coach?
    Rex No you ungrateful prick! I put my defense in and make you into a household name, i get you a nickname, I see you in commercials - thanks for my cut of that by the way ass -, and now you want $160 mil after one solid season? How about you get your ass back up to NJ, sign a contract, or I swear I will turn that baby making machine into the best corner in football. Shit I'll even get him a reality show about his babies' mommas...Cro in the Family! I am a god damn genius!
    Revis: Ummmmm...ok let me pack my bag.
    Rex: Smart move!
     
  12. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Purple Jesus might be the only other one. And that was another nickname made by fans on a message board.
     
  13. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Then its suiting for a man who looks at pitchers asses.

    *rimshot*


    I kid, I kid.
     
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    Schefter confirmed the meeting. Come on Revis!
     
  15. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    GeigerGeiger

    Early flight in the am, goodnight
     
  16. JfaulkNYJ

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    yeah dude kerry is going to speak on whats going wrong with the jets.

    im about to make a wfan thread you down?
     
  17. MikeHoncho

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    CharityLuvs

    Well at the end of the day u Jet fans will be very happy VERY soon :)

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    Well let's hope for once maybe she actually does know something? haha
     
  18. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Sadly, that show (which I never watched) ruined the nickname. Luckily, outside of this board nobody calls me "Cakes" anymore. The nickname came about in 1998 and is a drug reference- not a food reference.
     
  19. JfaulkNYJ

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    did you call her a CUNT?
     
  20. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    boo hoo hoo

    NDmick has his panties in a bunch because I don't like his blasphemous gay nickname he gave to his hero.
     
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