O! Ye of Little Faith! The Holy One shall return by the 7th hour of the 3rd day before Monday Night Football. Or he will die of old age, fat and tired from watching three years pass by from his couch, only to find his stock decreased with the weight gain and marijuana abuse. I have spoken.
Had to pop up here to dry the blood off my feet. It's really flat out ruthless down there in The Thread. Lord, if thou hasn't truly betrayed us, now is the time to save this great green people as we begin to tear asunder, pulling limbs and eyes from the sockets of our beloved brothers. Heartbreaking.
Hail Aileen Gilbert, grandmother of Revis, pray for us Jets fans.. Now and at the hour of Monday Night Football...Amen
Oh man, that's genius. How did I not make that connection? CROM! Give me strength! Rex: "Crom! Tell me: what is best in life?" Cromartie: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the impregnations of their women!" Rex: "Fuck yeah it is, Crom!" I'm switchin' deities!
Yeah. I've been defending the man like crazy, but only because I assumed he wasn't stupid enough to actually sit out any games. Now, I'm not so sure about that. What a moron...
It's all this "worship" shit that got us in this mess in the first place. Mods should change this thread title to "House of Worth Shit".
Yes I'm sure that the fans/media worshipping Revis is the reason he is asking for money, not the fact that he arguably just had the best season a cornerback has ever had.
that is uncalled for. Revis has been a phenomenal player on the field, worthy of the nickname he hath been given. He is simply testing his followers, and for those who remain steadfast in our faith, our savior shall return to deliver unto the promised land. For those having a crisis of faith, they must look upon the highlights of the amazing plays that our savior hath delivers to us in the year of 09. I have little doubt your faith in his play shall be restored! but to mick's point, a temporary lock is needed so the morons do not threaten the house of worship
We close it before the masses destroy it. Revis Christ will that be a sad day. I'd hate to close service forever.... people enjoy the punch and pie, and the sermons watching Pro Bowl WRs get shut down all game. Goddamn the devils that are S&F. For they have tainted the name of our Lord Revis Christ. For he is still good and true on the football field, but his closest advisers have led him into the path of limbo and uncertainty. For they shall be smited with the removal of all their clients and be banished from the NFL negotiating table.
