Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    He can't be Revis Christ any more. That name means he would be giving and put the team above himself.


    Maybe we can worship the Darrevil, or Ratan.

    lol
     
  2. 624

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    Praise be, Revis Christ.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTRvBiV15wY[/YOUTUBE]
     
  3. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Revis Christ in himself is said under contract to lead us to the promise land, and the promise land he will lead us to.

    Praise be.
     
  4. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    way to stay the course, reverend.

    As a devout member of the Revis Christ of Latter Day Saints congregation....I will continue to support the cause...for better or worse.
     
  5. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    Revis will be back and will quickly strike down those who blasphemed his name.
     
  6. Benny Bing

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    I feel better discussing Revis here. It feels better. It feels right. Yeah.

    Lo, for Revis Christ shall return, and He shall smite all those who blasphemed His name.

    Praise be to Revis Christ.
     
  7. rico college

    rico college Well-Known Member

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    Revis Christ your breaking my heart right now, please stop and come to camp.

    Pretty please with sugar on top.
     
  8. 624

    624 Banned

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    Imagine if Revis doesn't play this season, and we end up losing in the Superbowl of AFC Championship game.

    He would go from one of the most loved by NY Jets fans to hated, leaving us all wondering what could have been if he played...
     
  9. nyjcanada

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    The 2nd coming of Revis Christ is approaching, I can feel it.
     
  10. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    i think if we make it that far without him he'd be dead to us anyway
     
  11. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Close this church, we can't afford to keep the doors open right now.
     
  12. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Gentlemen, this is a house of worship. I just want to remind you
     
  13. BadgerOnLSD

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    Keep the faith.
     
  14. GBA

    GBA Well-Known Member

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    Maybe so, but he will rise again and those doubters will beg for his forgiveness.
     
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    Revis is getting tempted by the devil. Reject the devil and serve Mr. Johnson.
     
  16. Denny

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    I curiously enter this house of worship to see your so-called god but I cannot find him. He appears to be no more than a false prophet who's weakness has caused him to fall and fail the trust and ignore the reverence freely given by you. Through weakness in the likeness of a mere mortal, his love of money has brought him down from glory and showed him as the wolf he is. His rapacious desire and pursuit of wealth and desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to acknowledge the good work of others, and excessive love of self reveals his wickedness.

    But behold, your hopes are not lost. Do not despair but cast your faith to one who is true. Who's name mentioned is truth itself. Leave here and go to a place where rest assured your needs will be fulfilled. He will protect this house and he warns those who might betray what is right that life will go on and everything will be in it's proper place.

    Let your tongues shout songs of praise and your faith be a rock, for our rewards will be great and a Lombardy will sit on the altar and our enemies will bow down. His angels will show no mercy. No quarter shall be given and fear will strike the hearts of the unbelievers. They will cry out his name in the time of decision from their knees and all will be one accord. Forever and ever in the house of Rex will this kingdom reign on high!
     
  17. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    I'm not arguing in church, when is the TT forum open??

    Never though I'd be saying that.
     
  18. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    Dear Revis: Please let this all be over soon. I'm sick of hearing people desecrate your name. You even have made me consider changing the S on my Revis jersey to a $. I don't want to do it. Please calm down with your demands, so we don't have to deal with a 3000 post thread dominating everything every day. I like talking about other things about the Jets besides Your Holiness, but it's so hard.
     
  19. Chrisp22

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    I haven't congregated in this thread for a while but thought if I could kneel and say a prayer here, this mess would be fixed and we could continue on praising. Can't hurt.

    {Kneels, prays, moves on}

    Praise be!

    Get it done Revis!
     
  20. Miamipuck

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    I am going to sneak into the house of worship and leave a big steaming pile.....
     

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