It was 45 minutes until boarding and he really had to go. This is where the problems started. Not only could he not find toilet paper, but his butt got stuck to the toilet seat and he was stuck there for hours. He called for help but no one came. Finally after four hours in a smelly decrepit bathroom, a Spanish-speaking janitor came along. He was screaming and the janitor was going to leave him there, but when MParty started sobbing, the janitor finally agreed to find some chemical that would free him. Needless to say, he missed his flight and had to take one back home in the middle of the night. Plus, he couldn't fall asleep on the plane and had some annoying loud woman next to him with a mouth that just wouldn't quit.
I haven't gotten a full nights sleep since I read through this whole thread and discovered there was no ending.
Holy shit I never saw this thread before. Besides the shitty story this thread has some classic B.S. stuff going on. The best part is the random Hornet story that you automatically know is made up.
You da best. I'm flying out of LaGuardia for Italy on June 26th. I'm sure my airport story won't be nearly as good.
I like the nostalgia of seeing all the BANNED posters from the past, didn't bother to read the story after page 1 though, just the end of the thread.
wow, after having not seen this thread for some time I am once again reminded as to just how much the original story completely blows.
I don't want the end, nothing he says can satisfy the years of build up. He could say he was picked up by Kirk and Spock and molested by Sulu aboard the Enterprise before being brought home, and it'd be dissapointing.
I spent 5 days with no money in JFK back in the 80's , Green card style. Missed my flight and survived on hand outs, some very very nice people in NY/NJ.
