Time to powder up fellas

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  1. The Green Dude

    The Green Dude 2008 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I accidently put the blue bottle on my junk the other day... it felt like Antarctica in my pants.
     
  2. theBidet

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    extra strength gold bond is no joke. its like a million elves with menthol breath blowing gentle breezes on the boys. no homo.
    for serious though, if you're just starting to powder your junk, work up to this, as it will dry your shit out if you're not used to it. the only thing worse than stanky sweaty balls is dry flaky balls. for the beginner i'd recommend cornstarch powder.
     
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    I myself powder (Johnson and Johnson baby powder). But I have a philospohical question about this thread.

    I understand Alio's premise of "Don't put women's concerns over your own comfort".

    Why then should we care about picking our nuts in public? Why should we put anyone's concerns over our own personal comfort?

    My conclusion is that it takes a real man to adjust himself wherever and whenever he pleases. I don't give a fuck who's looking, I don't give a fuck if I'm at church, hell I wouldn't even care if it was during a photo shoot for the yearbook.

    I scratch my nuts when they aren't even itchy just cause I like to. Doesn't matter if I'm standing in line at the store or at the gym.

    And once I get home, throw on basketball shorts and have easy access, I might as well be handicapped cause it's like I only have one hand since one is dedicated to permanently fondling myself. My girlfriend eventually just gave up and stopped asking me to take my hand out of my shorts.

    That's just my take.

    EDIT: Just to clarify I can see how refraining from picking your nuts is justified in front of your boss or on a job interview since you are ultimately prioritizing your long term financial comfort over your short term pelvic comfort, but strangers, friends, girlfriends/wives, family members etc... I say stick your hands in your shorts and tell them "take me or leave me, cause this is who I am".
     
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  4. AlioTheFool

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    That was poetic man.
     
  5. Bricket-head

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    Ahhhhh the blue bottle is for feet!!

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  6. The Green Dude

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    Yea thats the Green Bottle... I put icy cold foot power on my boys.
     
  7. The Great American

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    This thread rocks!
     
  8. Scruggy

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    Jeto reminded me to bump this thread.

    It's definitely time to start powdering up again down in the drrrty south!
     
  9. jonnyd

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    yeah I was in Hendersonville North Carolina for most of th eday today...in a suit.....I had smelly balls. Good bump dude
     
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    LOL. I was just thinking about this thread today as I was peeling my manhood off my leg like a fruit roll-up off the wrapper. I should probably visit the grocery store and stock up, I have a feeling its gonna be a long summer...
     
  11. AlioTheFool

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    I can't believe you guys ever stop powdering the boys. I do it all winter long too. The fact is, you can never treat your testicles too well.
     
  12. 17a_tailgater

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    i powder daily.
    balls taint ass waistline chest belly shoulders underarms
    johnson & johnson
     
  13. bojanglesman

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    Don't you get that white pasty stuff when the powder and ball sweat mix? By the way, enjoy lunch after that comment. I may try the powder this year when it starts getting hotter. Gold Bond?
     
  14. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Gold bond bojangles...like I tell everyone, start with the yellow. The normal strenght. Ive seen way too many people pull the ole charlie bronson and go right to the green. Horror stories.
     
  15. The Green Dude

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    Boys I've been trying a new product for my fellas...

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    the Jury is still out.
     
  16. jonnyd

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    a new powder?????
     
  17. The Green Dude

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    And for the ladies...

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  18. bojanglesman

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    bumpity

    t's that time of year again.....my nutz have been swimming in Gold Bond all week.
     
  20. The Green Dude

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    The essence of Gold Bond is losing its luster... I need to find something MORE
     

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