More bleacher report humor - kickoff rules

I hope this guy isn't collecting a salary.

Next up:

Calling for pitchers to stop using those dirty curveballs, sliders, and off-speed pitches.

 

Thank you for sharing this completely idiotic article from bleacher report.

 

Everytime I read one of these articles, I go a bit further away from being "pro choice" and a bit closer to being "pro retroactive abortion".

 

i do find it very funny that someone sat and thought about that, typed it all out and still managed to think that logic made any sense at all.

 

I thought Dirty Pool was what you called it when you stuffed your nads into a girl's pooper.

 

Thread win.

 

Wait this guy was serious?

 

Man, who's really getting the worse end of that one? Stuffed and nads don't belong in the same sentence.

 

Brings new meaning to the phrase "balls deep"

 

How do you do it?

 

I attacked the author with a coat hanger and a vacuum, it gave him a bloody nose and a hickey.

I've done all I can.

 

Some guy who has us as favorites for next years super bowl put it best--"You play to win the game."

Football is not a gentleman's game.

 

Did you try to shove him down a flight of stairs?

 

I did kick him in the stomach once. I think he's here to stay.

 

When all else fails:



Or...


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1. Steve Montana is a stupid asshole.
2. How long until someone wanders into this thread and agrees with him for the sake of being contrary?

 

Who is alleycat?

 

he's right ya know,it was dirty.that should absolutely be banned from here on out.
also there's a few other things that should be outlawed:
1.play action pass,it's just wrong to make the defense think you are running the ball and then throw a pass.
2.pump fake,dirty move,pretending to have thrown the ball only to still have it in your hand.
3.hard count,not fair to the d-line
4.any and all fake fga and punts.