Coach Ryan Gets an Unwelcome Visitor

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  1. firemanedjr

    firemanedjr Active Member

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    From the always genius KSK
    Coach Ryan Gets An Unwelcome Visitor

     
    #1 firemanedjr, Jan 14, 2010
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    I actually just find it lame... always have from day 1... :S

    Guess I'm not in tune with this kind of american humour...
     
    #2 Mambo9, Jan 14, 2010
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    I fucking love these!!
     
    #3 concussion80, Jan 14, 2010
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    They make me want to headbutt a wall and wrestle an alligator. The scary thing is, I don't think his actual locker room speeches are too far off.
     
    #4 firemanedjr, Jan 14, 2010
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    Killllllllllllll!
     
    #5 jetsflyinginjersey, Jan 14, 2010
  6. Hemi

    Hemi Well-Known Member

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    They are starting to get stale.
     
    #6 Hemi, Jan 14, 2010
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    hahahhaha, that is classic, I just hope that is really our teams mentality, cuz if it is, teams will be afraid to play us for years to come.
     
    #7 franzman9, Jan 14, 2010
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The whole thing is worth this line:

     
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    Yeah the Edwards line was awesome, they would be a lot funnier if they were half as long as they are now.
     
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  10. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Ryan: And Braylon Edwards, your new nickname is Roy Williams! BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!


    thats good shit
     
    #10 FJF, Jan 14, 2010
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    matador!!!!!!! tamed the pussybull!!!!!!!!!
     
    #11 greenbeanz, Jan 14, 2010
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    "And Braylon Edwards, your new nickname is Roy Williams! BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!"

    I'll defend Braylon but that's just funny.
     
    #12 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 14, 2010
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    I love these things. Seriously, I can't stop this subtle, consistent laugh every time I read through one of these.
     
    #13 dthomas53, Jan 14, 2010
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    The first one was as funny as sports humor gets. Everything since then has been formulaic with a few bright spots. Asking Sanchez to castrate the tiger revived it a bit but it's still the same idea repeated over and over.

    That said: I hope the Jets are thinking KIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!! on Sunday.
     
    #14 Br4d, Jan 14, 2010
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    They're way too long for me.

    Cliff notes would be superb.
     
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    Lol @ 'they got their eyes open and their cocks up'.
     
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  17. nyscene911

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    Same here. which is why I crack up whenever I read them...
     
    #17 nyscene911, Jan 14, 2010
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    ..................:rofl2:
     
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    can smell the gay on his skin is another classic line
     
    #19 greenbeanz, Jan 14, 2010
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    Not as funny as the original, but funny nonetheless.

    And I'm with Badger. I'll defend Edwards, but that line was funny.
     
    #20 AlioTheFool, Jan 14, 2010
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