Whos tailgate am I gracing?

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by jonnyd, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Can we also at some point speak about the fact that my man Tee put up longitude and latitude coordinates on this shit? WTF? My GPS is the one that people buy so they can take their family to fuckin Bush gardens or maybe to the San Diego zoo without getting lost. Once in a while Ill put in an address that I already know how to get to just so I can hear the hot english chick tell me where to go...BUT UH.....I dont have the one that allows you to jump out of a plane, land in some remote area of the southeast asian jungles and find the package containing 400lbs of various opiates. So Im not sure what the fuck Im supposed to do with the coordinates. Thanks anyway Chesley Tee!
     
  2. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    F'n pussy.
    Btw this ,friend? Is it actually your wife coming?
     
  3. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    isnt Green Dude's sister in fact Snookie from the MTV show the jersey shore
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  4. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Take away the rack and explain to me what about that chick is remotely appealing?
     
  5. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Looks like a skank, you never know when you'll be in need of a good skank.
     
  6. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    id take that to a motel at 4am
     
  7. Rockefella

    Rockefella Trolls

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    Lol photoshopped tits
     
  8. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    I just woke up, and had the craziest dream.

    jonnyd needed a parking pass.
     
  9. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    ^ got my parking pass for 29 bucks
     
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    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Nice! Great price too.
     
  11. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    i hope you got the one for the special lot we are parking in,its not the regular parking pass. its for the new stadium parking lot
     
  12. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    nice try shrek
     
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    Pam TGG.com Friendliest Poster Fourpeat!!

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    Oh man you guys are going to have a blast! Have fun and please post pics. I wish someone would get me a towel. *insert cheesy begging grin*
     
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    Hey, hoping to finally meet up with some of you Sunday, its only been all season that I've been trying! Looks like I have an extra ticket too, let me know if anyone needs one.. Sec 312 row 4...
     
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    Wow, wow, a broad named jetsbabe is going? If you can provide some scantily clad pics, I may have to join you TGG queers.
     
  16. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    wow, we even got a chick comin
     
  17. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    If they give out the towels to fancy pants luxury box dwellers, you can have mine no prob
     
  18. JCotchrocket

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    Got my pass!

    I'll be easy to spot: I'm gonna build a green and white funnel with a theganggreen logo. I'll be the chubby dude blessing the lot with my magic urine.
     
  19. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    That's awesome! We'll already have a chubby dude blessing the lot with his magic feces :beer:
     
  20. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    ah , you caught that shit huh? I still do it the old fashioned way and plot my course before I go.
    The only difference is now I can "Beam" or D/L the directions right to my phone..I have a GPS in it but I'll be damned if I'm gonna trust that shit 100%...
    Didn't a couple just get stranded 3 days because of a GPS?
    Anyway,
    The spot is easy to get to even if you are parked in one of the others.
    and FTR, I ain't cookin either!
    Wait, I thought I read that Jetsbabe has nominated herself as our cook....NICE.
     

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