Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. rhodesfan16

    rhodesfan16 New Member

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    Revis Christ shall be brought north of the border
     
    #481 rhodesfan16, Dec 3, 2009
  2. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Revis Christ has risen in the United States of America time and time again, and vows to rise in Canada, tonight.

    Praise be.
     
    #482 macbk, Dec 3, 2009
  3. Phyr

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    A true servant of Revis will never teach a false doctrine. He will never deny new revelation. He never will tell you that the canon of pass defense is full, or that the current form of Revis is the last form ever intended to be given to man.

    Amen.
     
    #483 Phyr, Dec 3, 2009
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    If I had a sister she'd be sexually sacrificed to the God that is Revis Christ.

    Praise Be.
     
    #484 NDmick, Dec 3, 2009
  5. Scruggy

    Scruggy Active Member

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    I Believe!

    I Believe!!!

    All Hail Revis Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I Am Saved!!!!!!!!
     
    #485 Scruggy, Dec 3, 2009
  6. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Do I hear an Amen?
     
    #486 Miamipuck, Dec 3, 2009
  7. jetsyankeesfan6

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    I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that, but Revis Rules Regardless.
     
    #487 jetsyankeesfan6, Dec 3, 2009
  8. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Amen. Revis Christ baby!!!!!
     
    #488 Jake, Dec 3, 2009
  9. TurkJetFan

    TurkJetFan Well-Known Member

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    amen....i'm a born again revistian
     
    #489 TurkJetFan, Dec 3, 2009
  10. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    I love this guy.
     
    #490 The Dark Knight, Dec 3, 2009
  11. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I'd make my sister fuck Revis. I bet she'd want to... this is if I had a sister.
     
    #491 NDmick, Dec 3, 2009
  12. Jam.

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    Shit, I have a sister, and if she fucked Revis I would be honored.
     
    #492 Jam., Dec 3, 2009
  13. guinness77

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    Chuck Norris checks underneath the bed and in the closets before he sleeps in fear of Revis Christ.
     
    #493 guinness77, Dec 3, 2009
  14. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    praise to revis the savior
     
    #494 FJF, Dec 3, 2009
  15. rhodesfan16

    rhodesfan16 New Member

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    AMEN GOD BLESS THE MAN IS UNREAL

    can we add some kind of t shirt for sale on the website store that shows our praise for the savior
     
    #495 rhodesfan16, Dec 3, 2009
  16. jetsyankeesfan6

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    I guess he won't be getting that invite to T.O.'s party...
     
    #496 jetsyankeesfan6, Dec 3, 2009
  17. Miamipuck

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    You would have her save his seed in a cup for the altar. :lol:
     
    #497 Miamipuck, Dec 3, 2009
  18. MBGreen

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    just stopped by to put my donation into the Revis Christ collection plate.


    Praise be.
     
    #498 MBGreen, Dec 3, 2009
  19. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    The House of Worship appreciates your offering, brother MB.

    you can also click ads. :lol: :beer:
     
    #499 NDmick, Dec 3, 2009
  20. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Revis Christ has indeed rose again. He has said tonight shall be known as "Holy Thursday".
     
    #500 macbk, Dec 3, 2009
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