Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. sunnygs97

    sunnygs97 New Member

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    Like a savior? No no no no. Revis Christ IS OUR SAVIOR.

    Amen.
     
  2. Coach K

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    until we opened NFL Europe back open and the Rome fielded a team.

    god said let their be light, and darelle revis covered it like an eclipse. cause thats what darelle revis does, that is the only infallible fact in life, learn it, live it, love it.
     
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  3. luvdemjets1998

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    Good morning church. Today's scripture comes from the book of Pro Bowl 2:8.

    And Revis said onto the fans. Do not let thine eyes deceive thee. Among the elite, I am king. Thy will defend and lead thee to the promise land. On this day, the Hawaiian sun will shine upon thee.

    Amen.
     
  4. Coach K

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    preach on!

    my family

    god made man in his own image, this is false as mirrors were invented before Revis took his earthly form.alas, Revis is all, just know if Revis looked at himself this belief is allowed.
     
  5. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    bury this beautiful thread before the pieces of shit ruin it.

    this is now on the 2nd page due to my responding to every post above it.....

    let's wait until the trolls and idiots leave before we open the church back up.
     
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    Hail Revis Christ
     
  7. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    ^amen brotha
     
  8. MSUJet85

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    In Revis name Amen
     
  9. nyjetsrule

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    The church hath been re-opened, Revis Christ has spoken and Andre Johnson's prayers were not answered. 4 receptions 35 yards for Johnson. Revis has started the Season with a big bang!
     
  10. Kenny

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    ryan singled out revis first in his press confrence
     
  11. nyjcanada

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    ill have to watch this later.
     
  12. soh_vet

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    Reavis played great, but give the dline and lb's credit for pressuring Schaub and not giving AJ time to get open.
     
  13. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    revis christ is risen
     
  14. twown

    twown Well-Known Member

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    i love revis. (basically yes homo).
     
  15. Kenny

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    revis getting some love on espn.. tom jackson after the highlights talked about how revis shut down the #1 wr in the league
     
  16. rhodesfan16

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    All Hail Revis
     
  17. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Darrelle Revis House of Worship. The year of our CB 2009

    Pastor Mick will re open the Darrelle Revis House of Worship!


    Praise be to Revis Christ for shutting down the evil Andre Johnson.

    Worship hours are at 10:30PM to 1AM tonight, and at the same time Thursday night.

    Punch and Pie will be served.


    You can add your own praise of other players on every day except sunday, that is their day of work.
     
  18. vilmatic

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    praise be to thee, shutdown baby
     
  19. bigalxc

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    he is greatest cb on the planet and will continue to be baring injury
     
  20. brothermoose

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    Andre who?

    Praise be.
     

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