Captain Dipshit now wants to take on Usain Bolt... Quote: davidclowney: Anybody know how I can get in contact wit Usian Bolts agent,.. I'm trying to race him in the 40yard dash Quote: davidclowney: It's gonna be 40 yards on grass, in cleats, NO Blocks.....
no, he needs to rent a dance video in his downtime. Maybe his career was meant to be "David Clowney, the clown that can outrun cheetahs! Watch as the man runs for his life as blood thirsty animals pounce on his polkadot jumpsuit." no no no... david clowney in... the most dangerous game.
It's actually kind of funny now. You can't fix stupid, but you can laugh at it. I don't really care how many times he "Hollas" or posts on twitter, as long as he catches the ball and performs well. By the way, Bolt could finish the 40 and eat a bowl of cereal at the end before Clowney even finished.
I'll become more tolerant of his Tweeting nonsense if the guy can actually produce in games when needed. What was frustrating during OTA's and the preseason thus far was to hear that he was dropping passes left and right, not really contributing and was one of the very few players that wasn't praised by Ryan. If Clowney can transition from preseason to regular season and show more of what we saw in the Rams game, stretching the field and keeping opposing D's on their toes, I don't care if he shows up on sundays with his Blackberry secreted up his anus...
I don't know, to take where steve-o left off would mean buying and using a lot of coke, which clowney probably can't afford. But if he does somehow get some coke, his already hyper personality and accelerated heart wouldn't be able to take it, and clowney would die a sad, sad clown. haha I'm sick I wouldn't want clowney dead.... wait.
Finally something here I can agree with. It's the age of Twitter, people are going to have to get used to it. I don't care what random thoughts these guys have, it's just that now everyone has access to them. It doesn't matter if he can play football. Clowney has dominated in pre-season long enough now that he needs to at leat get the chance to play in the regular season. Last year he got injured and by the time he came back he wasn't really needed and Favre couldn't even reach him if they did put him in. For all the Clowney hate due to Twitter, the guy looks like Wesley Walker out there when he's healthy. Walker had issues with drops in his first couple of years, too. Might have had some stupid shit on his mind when he was young, too, but if so we didn't have access to it.
Is there any way we can ban Clowney's twitters? They are a barrier to the English language. I don't demand perfection, but reading the twitters on the front page is like bobbing for apples in sewage. I can't see the good ones for all the shit around it. Exhibit A- Guess which one doesn't belong: 1) What dey do lil mama RT @cwcelebreporter: @davidclowney yooo 2) Lol so silly RT @MissAtlanta2005: @davidclowney there's my sweetums! Hey hey heyyyy *fat albert voice* 3) Britt Davis outleaped Marquice Cole for a 35 yard catch from Mark Sanchez during 7-on-7s. 4) Love it RT @jetstream108: @davidclowney #87 getting ready for Monday? 4 weeks 2 go and show your stuff..who needs BMarshall..We got DClowney 5) dont get in any trouble out there in those streets RT @T00cute: RT @davidclowney: What up to all my New followers,..Heyyyy 6) Lol always RT @URSPOILEDBRAT: SHOUTS OUT 2 @DAVIDCLOWNEY 4 KEEPIN IT 100 ....(INSIDER... LOL).... ITS IMPORTANT 2 KEEP REAL FRIENDSHIPS!!
By the way, the latest twitter from Clowney, this one's actually good: David Clowney 08/19/2009 09:29 PM ET Is it cocky to play with myself on Madden? LOL I just scored twice with myself,.. They can't catch me on here When did he find time to play with himself?
hope i'm not stepping on any toes by posting this. Just thought people would be interested: 9:29:22 am In 9-on-7s, DL Sione Pouha got up awkwardly after tangling with C Nick Mangold and is now limping off the field with the trainers. 8:45:21 am NT Kris Jenkins, who has dressed for drills the past couple of days, is back working with conditioning coach Sal Aloisi. FB Jehuu Caulcrick is there as well.
