Baseless judgments made from Twitter tweets

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  1. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    Dustin Keller might actually be cool. Stuckey, despite his intermittent godliness and positive messaging, might be too.

    Jay Feely and Nick Mangold, judging from their diatribes and boring tweets respecitvely, might have futures as politicians.

    Kerry Rhodes is looking for love (and more cocaine).

    David Clowney is a tool. And possibly a liar.

    Sanchez even knows how to tweet like a pro.

    Woody Johnson does not write his own tweets - is that badass or stupid?

    Randy Lange is on the verge of being ousted by Eric Allen.

    I wish I didn't have any of this insight into any of their private lives, but seeing as how it's too late for that now, I will judge them unremittingly. Have I missed any personality quirks/flaws/nuances?
     
  2. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    You forgot to add that Twitter sucks hairy, sweaty balls......
     
  3. rmagedon

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    KOZ!!! You're back!!
     
  4. JohnnyJohnson

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    ROFL holy crap man. Since I've been reading their tweets I have totally come to the conclusion that most of them are just boring and I'm less compelled to idolize any of them. Not that I idolize them at all, but if there was ever a c-hair of a possibility, twitter just blew it out of the sky.
     
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    Every twitter by David Clowney I read makes me support him less and less...
     
  6. VegasMav

    VegasMav Well-Known Member

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    I liked Dustin's tweet about betting his kid brother in a game of pool. If Dustin wins, his brother has to ride a bike to work (13 miles) and Dustin said, wait till you see the bike he has to ride....

    I'm hoping he got him a tricycle...that would be hilarious.

    Clowney is a clown.
     
  7. Hemi

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    That is what is inherently crappy about this twitter craze. It is pretty much boring stuff, with occasional interest.

    I only see what has been linked to this site on the front page, and most of it is stuff like "gonna go to best buy and buy a movie" WHOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!

    For example, to see how sad it has become, why does ESPN news have a twitter account? To announce the news that will be announced on ESPNews, or to add stuff like "break room out of coffee...AARRRGGGHHHH!!".
     
  8. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    After skimming over some of Clowney's twits on the main page, I've concluded that alternative employment such as "guy who follows mounted police scraping up horse shit during a parade" and "Wallmart greeter giving out stickers" are probably a little above his ability level.
     
  9. Italian Seafood

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    I haven't bothered with Twitter yet but this whole Iran thing has me thnking I'm missing out on something. I don't even know how it works.
     
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    Clowney is always looking for something to do; how about the JUGS machine, Dave.

    The unfortunate thing with Twitter is it wasn't around when C-Mart was playing; those are Tweets I could probably use.

    There are two quotes from 28 made right around his retirement that I wrote down for posterity:

    "Discipline is the bridge between thought and accomplishment"
    "Don't sacrifice what you wish for most for what you wish for now"
     
  11. vinnumber13

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    yeah i feel the same way. not only is he annoying but im starting to believe he is retarded. not to mention he said new jersey sucks today and i took offense to that lol

    i like keller and stucky. jay feely is also a little annoying
     
  12. The Green Dude

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    haha thanks for the laugh
     
  13. Italian Seafood

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    I think I'd rather not know so much about these guys. It would be more interesting to get opposing players' info, since I sit behind the visitor's side, at least for one more year.
     
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    Anyone know if Revis has a Twitter?

    I met him at practice and he was definitely the coolest of all the Jets. Really chill guy.
     
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    Maybe hes not as stupid as he sounds then
     
  16. illmatic

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    Clowney comes off as the dumbest guy in the world. Its actually very sad and disturbing how dumb he appears on the site. It isn't so much that he's a tool from what I've read, but just that he's just doesn't sound very smart.

    As for the rest of them, its pretty boring, which is actually a good thing. Staying out of trouble is a lot less interesting than hearing TO bitch and moan about his inability to find a house in buff. Hopefully it means they are focused on football.

    Best Tweet - Kerry Rhodes referencing the Jets D looking like it could be one of the best
    worse - anything Clowney writes...
     
  17. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    that would be awesome to taunt the opposing team with stuff they post on twitter.
     
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    Clowney:
    "NJ sucks. It just rains for know reason at all."

    wow.
     
  19. Mr Electric

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    "Ay! Yall boyz seen my wallet? I done lost that shit!"
     
  20. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    wow is right. He obviously doesn't no it has to do with the degree of moisture in the err.

    Also, Grim Revis, you're a bit obsessed. Ain't no thang, tho.
     

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