Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. Beamen

    Beamen New Member

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    If someone could photoshop that picture onto a cross, it'd be perfect
     
  2. JetsLookingforDWare

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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
  3. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    That's exactly what I thought when I saw it here.
     
  4. dwalsh

    dwalsh 2006 TGG.com Rookie of the Year Award Winner

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    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Yes! Perfect.
     
  6. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Kinda taking it too far, but whatever.
     
  7. Beamen

    Beamen New Member

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    Awesome...

    Revis > Jesus
     
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    dwalsh 2006 TGG.com Rookie of the Year Award Winner

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  9. JetsLookingforDWare

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    Too far. I'm not a religion guy, but Jesus was the shit. He was like "you guys should be good too each other" and everyone's like "lets kill him." He had a cool life. I wish I could multiply bread and fish. Heh heh...bread = money and fish = ju know *nudge nudge.* I'm awesome for thinking of that. Jesus was kickass.

    But Revis is a comfortable #2, and is more than worthy of having his own disciples.
     
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  10. Beamen

    Beamen New Member

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    I'd love to see Jesus, in his sandals, cover Lee Evans.

    Good luck
     
  11. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Dude, Jesus could cover Lee Evans I am sure. haha :)
     
  12. Beamen

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    Maybe if the field were flooded. We could have used him in the Denver game
     
  13. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Not only would he shut down Evans all day, he'd give all the Bills fans their missing teeth back.
     
  14. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    You have to remember, Jesus would be in a full uniform. He could not wear his usual robe and sandals, thus he would have the edge.
     
  15. Beamen

    Beamen New Member

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    I don't know if he could walk on water wearing cleats. Seems like it may throw off the whole dynamic
     
  16. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    new avatar..
     
  17. nyjetsrule

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    can anybody shrink that original Revis pick down to Avi size?? that would be sweet! so much cooler than the one i have now, and thats saying something!
     
  18. Nesquik

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    Calm down if we had Jesus we'd be undefeated...forever
     
  19. BadgerOnLSD

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    Get back in the church, heathens.
     
  20. Jetzz

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    The New York Jets will never win a Super Bowl so long as Revis held up on a cross like a savior. I'm just saying...

    Blasphemers... :breakdance:
     

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