Good. Gravy. Yeah, I had some. I hope you did, too, because the latter half of this week is going to leave a bitter taste on the tongues of Yorktown. Get ready for it, because I'm about to make a bold font prediction: not only will the Broncos CRUSH the Jets sometime in the future, but they're going to go on a mad tear through December to own the AFC. Let's look at the FACTS, people: - Jey Cutler is on pace to pass for more yards. He already has more passing yards by Week 13 than he did in all previous weeks this season combined. There is no reason that this pattern shouldn't continue throughout the rest of the regular season. By the end of the year, Drew Brees will have MORE TOTAL PASSING YARDS than he did in Week 16!!! - The Jets' 8-3 record is a JOKE. They've been consistently outscored in every loss this season. If that's not a PATHETIC observation, I don't know what is. - Jets defense is OVERRATED! They weren't even RANKED when they faced Pannington in Week 1! Do you seriously think you can stop the greatest quarterback in NFL history? Was that even a relevant question? NOT A CHANCE! - BRANDOM MARSHALL THIS GAME WILL NOT EVEN BE CLOSE!!! The NewYork Jets are overhyped and undernourished. Their running game is awful relative to better teams, and their front lines have sucky seats on the bus. I hate these filler paragraphs. YOU DO NOT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE RAGING PONIES! THE JETS TAKE THE DIVISION AND WE FALL BACK. THEY ASSIMILATE ENTIRE WORLDS AND WE FALL BACK. NOT AGAIN. THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE! THIS FAR, NO FURTHER! AND CUTLER WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE! :metal: (sorry I've been gone for so long guys)
Is this a help-us-out-by-jinxing-the-Broncos-in-order-to-reclaim-your-best-poster-from-another-team-award thread?
I don't think I ever actually won that award. I was nominated for it a few times. But sure, we'll go with that.
Bwahahahaha, good stuff Buc. I needed that. BTW, dont listen to what Miamipuck says, he completely fell for it....
Funny I stuck up for you too......... Wtf thanks buddy. Alio called you an evil cocksucker and I stuck up for you man. I told Alio under no circumstances are you evil.
Just trying to make a splash re-entrance. For those that don't read it through end up looking foolish. Those that do read it through get a laugh and a welcoming high five. And then there are those who read it through, don't get it, and rant.... well.... I just can't help those.....
